30 Reasons Not To

written by Katie Malfoy

30 reasons not to do any of the following: *Work In Progress

Last Updated

05/31/21

Chapters

2

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628

2. Irritate Professor Snape

Chapter 2
1. He hates it.
2. You will get a detention.
3. You will lose house points.
4. He will then be angry for the rest of the day therefore Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws and Gryffindors especially will lose many points.
5. He may 'accidentally' slip poison into your pumpkin juice.
6. Or worse, veritiserum
7. He probably hates you anyway, do you want to make him hate you more?
8. The Slytherins find it funny (and no one wants Slytherins to be happy!)
9. He can make your next few years at Hogwarts terrible.
10. He won't forget what you did.
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