Ingredients:

• water (500mL)
• algae (10 g)
• dirt (10 g)
• grass (20, 6 inch blades)
• rat tails (5, sliced)
• earthworms (5, sliced)
• peanut butter (5 tablespoons)

Instructions:

• set water to boil
• add algae then, 1 tablespoon of peanut butter and stir 20 times, clockwise
• add dirt then, 1 tablespoon of peanut butter and stir 20 times, clockwise
• add grass then, 1 tablespoon of peanut butter and stir 20 times, clockwise
• allow to boil for 10 minutes
• add rat tails then, 1 tablespoon of peanut butter and stir 20 times, clockwise
• add earthworms then, 1 tablespoon of peanut butter and stir 20 times, clockwise
• allow to boil for 10 minutes

Notes:
You must allow the potion to cool before applying. Do NOT ingest.