The Hogwarts Entertainment Magazine: Issue #6
A Magazine Suitable for all students; this fortnightly school newspaper contains all the best ways to entertain Hogwarts Students, from tempting recipes to amusing columns, there's something for everyone! This issue features more thrilling updates of two serial stories, a Hogsmeade-located wizarding gourmet and much more!
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05/31/21
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The Book Rave
Chapter 19
THE BOOK RAVE
This is a little bit of fun as a put-together of
comment as our humorous writer Evelyn Swan-Mills navigates some of the books in
the HiH library. No clue what she’s on about? Don’t worry, you’ll still be
laughing.
BOOK:
(Written by Grace Waterson)
Evelyn Swan-Mills
• 3rd Year
*Sneaks back onto
Grace’s feed with a copy of "Love You Always (Book Two)" BOOOOOOOOO
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) ^^^^^^
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) That was totally scary ;)
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) But more chapters yay!
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Previously on Love you Always
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Dad Snape, McGonagall, Dad Snape, who the he'll is Evelyn?, Dad
Snape, McGonagall, a ship, total Dad Snape, Grorge, McGonagall, McGonagall, and
McGonagall
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Okay that may be a tad untrue
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I didn't put McGonagall enough times for it to be accurate ;)
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) WAIT
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) The ship is Weason omg
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I forgot my own ship name that I gave them
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I'll just bang my head on my desk a few times
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Anyway
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Once more unto the breach
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Oh yes that's right, she dropped the Dad Snape bombshell
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) That's totally deserving of a party in my opinion
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Freaking Scar and Ronald are idiots
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Hermione is still cool
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Dad Snape is awesome
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Here comes the Howler :P
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I read "my gran" as McGonagall :(
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Oh there's McGonagall yessssssssssssss
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) There should be a story where someone gets given a dare to hug
McGonagall and everyone expects the hug to be awkward but actually McGonagall
turns out to give amazing hugs :P
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) THANK HER LOUDER
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) She didn't hear you
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Double Potions tomorrow is great, you're right
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I need to see Dad Snape
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Jamie ruined me with hers
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) And I thought Hermione was intelligent......
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I'd just totally put down the most ridiculous answers possible for
the quiz
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Oh Grace has the same idea xD
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Bring on Double Potions please
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) She's going to George for help arghhh
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) No ships, no ships, no ships
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) WEASON
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Ohhhhhhhhh
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) She wants to skip Potions
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I could totally see Dad Snape hunting her down after she fails to
show up
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) George didn't even judge
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I want a George
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) They're all going to skip together
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Skip lessons that is
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Now I have the hilarious mental image of Snape and McGonagall
skipping together
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Help
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Wow, I was expecting Hermione to put up more of a fight
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) They're totally going to go to Hogsmeade aren't they?
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Grace is going to be in so much trouble
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) But Grace knows about the map a year earlier oooooh
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) MRS FLUME
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) That is a great name
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Nothing gets past Dumbledore
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) What a lovely woman
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Oh no, not Mr Flume
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) He's the guy who banned me from the shop
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I JUST WANTED SUGAR QUILLS
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Why no sugar quills though?
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I love how no one seems to care all that much that they're not in
school
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Evelyn has all the money
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) She would say George won regardless ;)
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Omg you seriously skipped to Saturday
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I need Dad Snape repercussions
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Twisted ankle xD
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Snape is never going to fall for that
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Dad Snape would totally go check the Hospital Wing
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Here we go with a letter from Dad Snape
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) She's going to be in so much trouble
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I KNEW IT
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Dad Snape checked in at the Hospital Wing
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I love it
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) And he's still not going to punish her for it omg
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Love you always
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) This isn't even acceptable anymore
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) You need to stop
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Dad Snape is my weakness
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Second only to McGonagall
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) The M Bomb
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Oh it is on, Malfoy
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Don't insult Neville
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) YES
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) We need to know who her actual parents are now
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) But I don't have the knowledge to work it out
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Either her parents are Death Eaters or they died in the war
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) That's what I'm going with anyway
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Snape doesn't really have any friends so I have no idea
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Unless she's somehow a Malfoy but I highly doubt it
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Or Harry's sister
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) My theories are awful
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) But at least I know my Dad Snape from other Dads that are not Snape
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I don't even know what that means
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) She needs to go see Dad Snape so he can give all the information I
need
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Well she needs it to but I NEED it
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) DAD SNAPE WANTS YOU
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Awww poor Grace
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Yes tonight
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I'm not ready myself
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I can't make myself read on omg
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I don't know what's wrong with me
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I'm just a total weirdo
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Okay, I can do this
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Nope turns out I can't
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Seriously
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Dad Snape is waiting
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Deep breaths
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Omg Grace does the same thing I do
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Only I totally count down from 10-0 in front of all doors before
entering or saying something
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) But then I have to count again, and again, and again, as after I've
reached 0 the first time I still haven't done anything
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Oops
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) SNAPE YOU FOOL
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Know who you're speaking to
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Oh she's knocking again
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Well she's definitely braver than me, I'd already be gone
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) ARGHHHH AWKWARD DAD SNAPE
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I'm very proud of myself for having the courage to read on thanks to
this glorious moment
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I've been waiting so long for this
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Now we get amused Snspe
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Snape*
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) So many different ones
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I love them all
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) DID I SEE SOMEONE MENTION MCGONAGALL?
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) You know I read a fanfic the other day that had Snape and McGonagall
as a ship. They raised Harry and they had another child together. I think
McGonagall got de-aged too. I was so confused but I needed McGonagall Fanfics.
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I thought when he told her to look at her it was because of some
cute gesture grrrrrrrr
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Do you have to attempt to read her mind as soon as she sits down?
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Spy Snape needs to calm down
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Though I do understand but still
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) He could have explained himself first
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Dumbledore babysat her, dang it
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I wanted babysitter McGonagall
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) PLEASE
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) WE can protect you
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Wait a minute
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I just thought of another fanfic idea
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) The Hogwarts Staff as The Avengers
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I need to stop
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) But that would be awesome
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) MY DAUGHTER
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Get out of here
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I wasn't made to deal with all these emotions
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Potioneer's intuition
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) No you're not useless
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Give her an awesome speech Dad Snape please
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) YES DAD SNAPE WITH THE SPEECH
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Poor Neville gets used in every example
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Oooh someone is at the door
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I want it to be McGonagall so much
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Dang it Dumbledore
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Always ruining the touching moments
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Grace is way too cute
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Apologising in advance for potentially being his torture weapon
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) But, but......
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I needed more Dad Snape
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Freaking Dumbledore
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I think a Deathday rave would be awesome
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Oooooh she's going to the Feast instead
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) OMG
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Abby and Fred
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I've got my eye on those two
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Hmmmmm
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) With dates? ;)
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Weason
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Dumbledore loves music obviously
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Imagine Dumbledore rapping
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) xD
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I can't deal with my imagination anymore
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Wait a minute
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Is this going to go through all the books?
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) If you kill Snape off I will never forgive you
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Weason dancing <3
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) There totally needs to be a protective dad Snape talk with George at
some point down the line
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Everyone likes an after party
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I turn fully insane during those, not that I'm not insane to begin
with
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Oops totally forgot about the chamber and everything
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) HEY MCGONAGALL <3
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) No, no, no
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) You'd better not petrify Grace
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) She thought Hermione had been expelled xD
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I loved how they got McGonagall to explain it in the film even
though she teaches Transfiguration
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Why complain when you get more McGonagall? :D
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Plus Binns wasn't in the films
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I'm still upset Peeves wasn't included
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) THE SASS
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I was actually hoping someone would die again when I read the book
for the first time
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I was an evil child
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I wonder how awkward it must have been for Binns after it was proven
that the chamber existed
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) TWISTED OLD LOONY
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) That's the founder of my house you're talking about
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Slytherin was the most loyal friend before his argument with
Gryffindor
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) ^^^^^^^^^
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I actually managed to remember something from my HoM lessons
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I'm so proud of myself
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) If Gerald tried to put me in Gryffindork I'd rebel
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) What is Grace doing?
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Don't you dare go walking off on your own
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Idiot
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) She went to Snape
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Cue adorable Dad Snape interaction
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I still haven't recovered from the last time
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Don't you dare send her away Snape
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Good Snape
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Amused Snape needs to stop
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) But the important question is, did he actually do those impressions
in childlike voices?
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) If he did I have no idea how she hasn't collapsed from laughter yet
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Hehehehehehehe Cuthbert
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) SHE TRUSTS HIM
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Stop saying Cuthbert xD
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) The plot thickens
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) So my theory could be true omg
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I have so many theories, I don't even know what one I'm talking
about
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I never believed she was muggleborn though
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I mean she could be as Snape lives in a Muggle neighbourhood but I
can't see any of them being brave enough to dump a baby on him
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Snape giving her the option of finding out who her parents are
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Be careful aka I love you
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) OMG
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I don't care who her real parents are Snape has been her dad from
day 1
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) FIGHT ME
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Oh of course as soon as she makes that promise to her Dad, the
Golden Dorks come up with an idiotic plan
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Just don't get involved, Grace
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Finally someone with common sense
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Never mind, I said that way too soon
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Grace is an idiot
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) How is she not even bothered with them plotting to steal from Snape?
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) She won't be getting out of this one without punishment
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) You should have just said no
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Never give in to peer pressure
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I've never understood the whole sport fanatic shenanigans
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Why did none of the other teachers stop Lockhart?
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Everyone knows how incompetent he is
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) You're supposed to be the clever one, Hermione
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) It's pretty obvious why she was placed in Gryffindor and not
Ravenclaw
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Madame Pomfrey is another person who deserves way more respect
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) He could have just said, "yo, Harry here."
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) No need to give anyone a heart attack
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) MCGONAGALL
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I will never fail to shout McGonagall everytime she's mentioned
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Snape is younger than 50
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I'm actually surprised they didn't accuse Snape in the second year
too, I mean it was his fault every other time
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) According to the Golden Dorks
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) When you realise Ron was wrong :(
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Constantly saving Harry's life ended up with Dobby dying not Harry
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) SORRY
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I saw you add another chapter
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Ah well, I've got nothing better to do as I'm lying in bed like an
invalid
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) MCGONAGALL
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Christmas with Dad Snape please
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) That would be awesome
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) HERMIONE
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) If that was indeed a dig, come fight me
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) We want all the Dad Snape we can get thanks
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I thought Hermione was cool
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Ugh I hate Hermione
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Just all three of the Golden Dorks
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I seem to be in a hating mood
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) They're all annoying me
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) And I too just learnt about the Swelling Solution and Deflating
Draught in Potions :D
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) CARING DAD SNAPE
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) It's all too much
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) When I was told to rest I don't think my mum meant that I should be
getting overexcited at fanfiction
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Oops
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Snape is extra mad at the culprit now because they hit his daughter
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Oh Lord, the duelling club
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) McGonagall should have been in it
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) McGonagall would have OWNED Snape
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) 10000000000%
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Sorry, I'm reading so slow by the way
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) It's awkward lying on the floor
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) As if Lockhart could finish anyone off
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I would have cheered
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Awwww Snape picked a nice Slytherin to be her duel partner
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Dad Snape looking out for her again
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Oooooh she wants to slap her Dad
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Oh Hermione wants a drawing
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Has she finished being annoying now?
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Woohoo McGonagall
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Tell them how it is McGonagall
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Finally Grace is using common sense and deciding not to go to the
Slytherin commom room with them
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Awwww cute Snape makes a comeback for Christmas
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) A NOTE FROM DUMBLEDORE
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) For a minute there I actually forgot how to spell Dumbledore
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) The illness has taken over my brain
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I love sherbert lemons
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I would steal his supply
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Oh no, what is Dumbledore plotting now
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) That other chair is definitely for Snape
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Yep, I knew it
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Why does everyone always decline sherbert lemons?
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I'd be straight in there for the whole tin
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Snape fails at acting unconcerned
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I see right through you Snape
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) HE FOUND HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Phew, she's a half blood so she's safe from the chamber
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Conceal, don't feel
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Snape please
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Omg
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) You did not
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Best twist of all twists
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) The twist of the twisted
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) The twisted of the twists
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I'm running out of other ways to put it
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I was not expecting this
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) This is amazing
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) How are you so talented?
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Teach me your ways
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) You're just the best
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Never ever stop writing
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) And I mean that from the bottom of my heart
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) My illness is making me sentimental ugh
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) But seriously I mean it
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) HE IS HER BIRTH FATHER THOUGH
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I'll be your number 1, not a stalker fan
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Hey but I was sort of right
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Her mum did die in the war
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) As if Snape stormed out though
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) She was a Ravenclaw
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Omg
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Snape should be telling her all of this
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Step up Snape
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) He better not avoid her forever
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) FIGHT ME
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) It was in the genes all along
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I can't believe I didn't catch on
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Ugh
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) GRACE OLIVIA SNAPE
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Now I can say her full name when she annoys me
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) So where did Waterson come from?
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I'm guessing Evelyn, or something
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Okay it's been a month
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) I'm actually thankful for a time jump
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) Oooooh
Evelyn Swan-Mills
(3rd Year) April Fool's Day
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(3rd Year) Copying the style from Dad Snape :D
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(3rd Year) They're totally going to prank Fred and George
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(3rd Year) The classic ice water wake up prank
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(3rd Year) HOW RUDE OF HERMIONE
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(3rd Year) Invasion of privacy
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(3rd Year) Ugh, I can't help but hate her
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(3rd Year) Look what you've done, Hermione
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(3rd Year) She better apologise right now
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(3rd Year) Oh she's so angry she swore
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(3rd Year) That's when you know it's real anger
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(3rd Year) Just get lost Hermione
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(3rd Year) I missed McGonagall interaction dang it
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(3rd Year) Yessssssssssssss
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(3rd Year) COMC is my favourite :D
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(3rd Year) But then again, I pulled a Hermione and chose to do all the
electives
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(3rd Year) Oh she's finally going to see Snape
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(3rd Year) I have a bad feeling about this
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(3rd Year) No chill Snape
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(3rd Year) Wow
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(3rd Year) Calm down
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(3rd Year) Ah, he's letting her in
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(3rd Year) He made her a copy of the photo of her mother arghhh
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(3rd Year) Dad Snape is back guys
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(3rd Year) THANK YOU, DAD
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(3rd Year) You seriously left it there
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(3rd Year) Such a Slytherin move
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(3rd Year) If I didn't think you were so awesome and amazing I would hate you
so much
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(3rd Year) Argh it's so good though
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(3rd Year) Possibly my favourite book on here
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(3rd Year) I mean I love quite a few stories on here but this one is absolutely
amazing. Plus, it has Dad Snape which can only be topped by McGonagall, so it's
way up there on my lost of including my favourite components. Your
characterization of Snape is spot on too, which annoys me greatly. Not because
it isn't awesome more because he's annoying me. I just love your Snape and your
characters. Basically everything about this story. The little twists are well
crafted and beautifully done. It was something I was not expecting which I
pretend I hate but it's something I secretly love. Mysteries will always be my
favourite genre. I don't know how else to explain how amazingly talented you
are, but just trust me because, you are! <3