The Hogwarts Entertainment Magazine: Issue #5

written by Lilia Le Fay

A Magazine Suitable for all students; this fortnightly school newspaper contains all the best ways to entertain Hogwarts Students, from tempting recipes to amusing columns, there's something for everyone! This issue features brand-new review additions to the arts section, a brilliant Role Play account of the Valentine's Dance and much more!

Last Updated

05/31/21

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The Book Rave

Chapter 21

THE BOOK RAVE


This is a little bit of fun as a put-together of comment as our humorous writer Evelyn Swan-Mills navigates some of the books in the HiH library. No clue what she’s on about? Don’t worry, you’ll still be laughing.


BOOK:

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/library/book/1124/read/" target="_blank">The Potion-Maker's Daughter</a>

(Written by Jamie Pevensie)


<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'm so sorry it's taken me so long to get round to this

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Life, illness, and conversations with the Cookie Godess took over

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> But I'm back

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> And I'm pretty sure I'll love this book anyway because Dad Snape

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I got way too excited over the book description

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Move away Ronald it doesn't have your name on it

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I dislike him way too much

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Yessssssssssssss smack him one Hermione

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Awww she already sounds adorable

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Well, she looks nice

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oh Scar how I love you

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> HOW IS EVERYONE SO PRETTY?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> It's really rude

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oops the wifi cut out on me, my bad

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Anyways

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> That girl is a friend for life

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She has food

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> 100%

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She has no idea who Scar is xD

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Snape would never mention him

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Wait, she does live with Snape right?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> His name is Scar

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oh she definitely knows about Snape

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She's avoiding the question

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Nooooooooooo

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Shout it from the rooftops, I would

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Can we have Aunt Minnie? ;)

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Close stating the obvious

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Chloe*

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I've never desk banged so hard

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Pinch-faced?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> MCGONAGALL IS THAT YOU?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> No surname? Oh, come on. Everyone would have noticed that

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I wanted to hear Gilbert sing

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Why does no one wonder what the hat is called?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> That would be my number one question

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> But I've already decided he's called Gilbert now

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS SLYTHERIN

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Follow in the Dad Snape footsteps

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I need cute interactions

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> With Dad Snape playing it cool

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> THE SASS

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> This Malfoy is favourite Malfoy

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Why is Malfoy so cute in this?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I love it

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'm not even surprised she's taking advanced Potions

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Why has no one questioned her last name though?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Like hellooooooooo?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She's not Cher

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Ohhhhhhhhh she's bad at Herbology though

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> You need plant knowledge for Potions

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> But Potions with Dad Snape

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Ahhh so she's the year below the Golden Dorks cool

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Arghhh Dad Snape

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Yessssssssssssss

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Bury me in a cool place

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> MY DEAR

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Omg

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'm deaded

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Seriously

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> What is this?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> MY DEAR

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Dad Snape is favourite

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Arghhh

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Snape is way too awesome

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Stop it

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> He said one nice thing and I'm already broken

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> And Snape

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Don't forget growing up around Snape

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Now where is Aunt Minnie?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She's needed

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Omg

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I don't need ships she's only in Year 1

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Dang it

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I will not fall into the shipping hole again

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> It's an inescapable black hole

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Obviously she beats everyone in Potions

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> How is she so good at making friends?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Teach me your ways

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Slytherin won yessssssssssssss

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> He gave her the snitch

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> NOPE

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Future ship prediction right there

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oooooooooh a school common room

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> That sounds awesome

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oh look here come the golden dorks

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> WHO IS HER MUM?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I can't believe I forgot about that

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> And wow, she's a terrible liar

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> But I need to know who her mother is so bad

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I love mysteries

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> So the part about the bakery is true but is it really her mum that owns it?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Hmmmm

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> The plot thickens

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> A BANKING CORRESPONDENT xD

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I need Snape's reaction

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> The Golden Dorks are so annoying

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I don't even know what I'm talking about

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'm exactly the same way

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I need all the answers to all the mysteries

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Omg I'm so mean

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> When it said an oversized bat grabbed her I thought you meant Snape

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oops

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> You go girl

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Show Malfoy who's boss

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> But more Potions yessssssssssssss

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> It's about time to be destroyed by more Dad Snape

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Nooooooooooo

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Dad Snape avoided

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> So rude of you

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> But Christmas present from Dad Snape

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She's letting so much slip and no one has caught on yet?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Stop ruining my dreams Jamie

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'd be onto her like uhhhhhm something that I haven't thought of yet

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> That's off Draco

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I think

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Where is the present off Dad Snape

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Mrs Weasley is awesome

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oh it's totally from Malfoy that necklace

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I don't care if I'm wrong

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> That necklace has some serious power

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'm not ready for what could possibly happen during those

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> A plot twist where it's actually McGonagall

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Malachi is a great name

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> MCGONAGALL

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I knew she'd come back sooner or later <3

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'll take any mention I can get

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> D

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I KNEW IT

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Noooo

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Control the shipper heart

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Uhhhhhm Droe maybe

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'm lacking creativity

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Droe it is

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Yes don't be late for advanced Potions

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She's still wearing the necklace though

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> The Snape look

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> It's in the genes

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> One does not disrupt a Snape whilst one of them is brewing

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Does Ron have a crush on her too or something?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Wow

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> DROE

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'll just keep saying it until it no longer looks awkward

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Which will probably be never

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Arghhh

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> The classic cheek peck

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Dad Snape wants a word

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Does he know about Malfoy?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Protective Snape needs to make an appearance

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> MY DEAR

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Stop it Snape

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> This is not acceptable behaviour

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Ohhhhhhhhh the chamber of secrets

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oops totally forgot about that nonsense

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> A WIN TOO

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Wink*

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Calm down Snape

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'm about to melt into a pool of goop

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> No you better be on time for McGonagall

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oh no who's been petrified?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Bring out protective and loyal McGonagall

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I would totally be that one person who asks about food xD

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> You complete and utter idiot

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Dad Snape is going to be mad

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Actually I'd quite like to see that

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Carry on

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oh no, I have a feeling they're going to end up getting Snape in this prank

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Give it to him McGonagall <3

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oops

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Of course Snape heard you with his superb hearing :D

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oh no, this is the match where Hermione gets attacked

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> And it's her birthday ouch

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Just punch Adelaide in the face

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oooooh so the match had already begun before the announcement was made

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I love the slight differences they make it interesting rather than completely predictable

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Awww Malfoy manages to improve her mood :)

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> EXCUSE ME?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> You did not just kill somebody

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Phew don't give me a heart attack like that

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Awww he fixed it for her

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oooooh

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She's going to tell everyone

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'll do the drumroll

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Ron is such a Jerk

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I can't not dislike him

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Luna totally already knew

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She has in omnipotent informants

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> And omniscient and omnipresent

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Basically all if the omni

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Evelyn particularly likes Snape

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Of course they don't hate you

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> What a dork

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> DID SOMEONE SAY CHOCOLATE CAKE?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Ohhhhhhhhh that last paragraph is the best

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She just outed herself to the whole school

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Well, whoever was still there

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> But wow, she's awesome

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> The End





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