The Hogwarts Entertainment Magazine: Issue #5
A Magazine Suitable for all students; this fortnightly school newspaper contains all the best ways to entertain Hogwarts Students, from tempting recipes to amusing columns, there's something for everyone! This issue features brand-new review additions to the arts section, a brilliant Role Play account of the Valentine's Dance and much more!
Last Updated
05/31/21
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The Book Rave
Chapter 21
THE BOOK RAVE
This is a little bit of fun as a put-together of comment as our humorous writer Evelyn Swan-Mills navigates some of the books in the HiH library. No clue what she’s on about? Don’t worry, you’ll still be laughing.
BOOK:
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/library/book/1124/read/" target="_blank">The Potion-Maker's Daughter</a>
(Written by Jamie Pevensie)
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'm so sorry it's taken me so long to get round to this
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Life, illness, and conversations with the Cookie Godess took over
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> But I'm back
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> And I'm pretty sure I'll love this book anyway because Dad Snape
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I got way too excited over the book description
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Move away Ronald it doesn't have your name on it
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I dislike him way too much
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Yessssssssssssss smack him one Hermione
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Awww she already sounds adorable
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Well, she looks nice
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oh Scar how I love you
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> HOW IS EVERYONE SO PRETTY?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> It's really rude
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oops the wifi cut out on me, my bad
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Anyways
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> That girl is a friend for life
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She has food
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> 100%
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She has no idea who Scar is xD
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Snape would never mention him
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Wait, she does live with Snape right?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> His name is Scar
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oh she definitely knows about Snape
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She's avoiding the question
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Nooooooooooo
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Shout it from the rooftops, I would
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Can we have Aunt Minnie? ;)
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Close stating the obvious
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Chloe*
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I've never desk banged so hard
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Pinch-faced?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> MCGONAGALL IS THAT YOU?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> No surname? Oh, come on. Everyone would have noticed that
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I wanted to hear Gilbert sing
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Why does no one wonder what the hat is called?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> That would be my number one question
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> But I've already decided he's called Gilbert now
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS SLYTHERIN
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Follow in the Dad Snape footsteps
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I need cute interactions
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> With Dad Snape playing it cool
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> THE SASS
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> This Malfoy is favourite Malfoy
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Why is Malfoy so cute in this?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I love it
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'm not even surprised she's taking advanced Potions
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Why has no one questioned her last name though?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Like hellooooooooo?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She's not Cher
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Ohhhhhhhhh she's bad at Herbology though
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> You need plant knowledge for Potions
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> But Potions with Dad Snape
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Ahhh so she's the year below the Golden Dorks cool
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Arghhh Dad Snape
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Yessssssssssssss
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Bury me in a cool place
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> MY DEAR
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Omg
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'm deaded
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Seriously
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> What is this?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> MY DEAR
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Dad Snape is favourite
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Arghhh
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Snape is way too awesome
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Stop it
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> He said one nice thing and I'm already broken
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> And Snape
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Don't forget growing up around Snape
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Now where is Aunt Minnie?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She's needed
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Omg
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I don't need ships she's only in Year 1
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Dang it
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I will not fall into the shipping hole again
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> It's an inescapable black hole
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Obviously she beats everyone in Potions
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> How is she so good at making friends?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Teach me your ways
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Slytherin won yessssssssssssss
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> He gave her the snitch
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> NOPE
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Future ship prediction right there
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oooooooooh a school common room
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> That sounds awesome
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oh look here come the golden dorks
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> WHO IS HER MUM?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I can't believe I forgot about that
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> And wow, she's a terrible liar
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> But I need to know who her mother is so bad
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I love mysteries
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> So the part about the bakery is true but is it really her mum that owns it?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Hmmmm
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> The plot thickens
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> A BANKING CORRESPONDENT xD
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I need Snape's reaction
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> The Golden Dorks are so annoying
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I don't even know what I'm talking about
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'm exactly the same way
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I need all the answers to all the mysteries
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Omg I'm so mean
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> When it said an oversized bat grabbed her I thought you meant Snape
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oops
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> You go girl
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Show Malfoy who's boss
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> But more Potions yessssssssssssss
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> It's about time to be destroyed by more Dad Snape
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Nooooooooooo
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Dad Snape avoided
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> So rude of you
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> But Christmas present from Dad Snape
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She's letting so much slip and no one has caught on yet?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Stop ruining my dreams Jamie
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'd be onto her like uhhhhhm something that I haven't thought of yet
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> That's off Draco
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I think
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Where is the present off Dad Snape
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Mrs Weasley is awesome
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oh it's totally from Malfoy that necklace
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I don't care if I'm wrong
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> That necklace has some serious power
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'm not ready for what could possibly happen during those
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> A plot twist where it's actually McGonagall
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Malachi is a great name
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> MCGONAGALL
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I knew she'd come back sooner or later <3
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'll take any mention I can get
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> D
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I KNEW IT
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Noooo
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Control the shipper heart
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Uhhhhhm Droe maybe
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'm lacking creativity
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Droe it is
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Yes don't be late for advanced Potions
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She's still wearing the necklace though
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> The Snape look
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> It's in the genes
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> One does not disrupt a Snape whilst one of them is brewing
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Does Ron have a crush on her too or something?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Wow
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> DROE
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'll just keep saying it until it no longer looks awkward
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Which will probably be never
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Arghhh
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> The classic cheek peck
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Dad Snape wants a word
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Does he know about Malfoy?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Protective Snape needs to make an appearance
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> MY DEAR
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Stop it Snape
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> This is not acceptable behaviour
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Ohhhhhhhhh the chamber of secrets
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oops totally forgot about that nonsense
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> A WIN TOO
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Wink*
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Calm down Snape
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'm about to melt into a pool of goop
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> No you better be on time for McGonagall
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oh no who's been petrified?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Bring out protective and loyal McGonagall
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I would totally be that one person who asks about food xD
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> You complete and utter idiot
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Dad Snape is going to be mad
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Actually I'd quite like to see that
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Carry on
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oh no, I have a feeling they're going to end up getting Snape in this prank
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Give it to him McGonagall <3
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oops
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Of course Snape heard you with his superb hearing :D
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oh no, this is the match where Hermione gets attacked
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> And it's her birthday ouch
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Just punch Adelaide in the face
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oooooh so the match had already begun before the announcement was made
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I love the slight differences they make it interesting rather than completely predictable
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Awww Malfoy manages to improve her mood :)
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> EXCUSE ME?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> You did not just kill somebody
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Phew don't give me a heart attack like that
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Awww he fixed it for her
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Oooooh
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She's going to tell everyone
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I'll do the drumroll
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Ron is such a Jerk
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> I can't not dislike him
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Luna totally already knew
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She has in omnipotent informants
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> And omniscient and omnipresent
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Basically all if the omni
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Evelyn particularly likes Snape
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Of course they don't hate you
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> What a dork
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> DID SOMEONE SAY CHOCOLATE CAKE?
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Ohhhhhhhhh that last paragraph is the best
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> She just outed herself to the whole school
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> Well, whoever was still there
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> But wow, she's awesome
<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills (3rd Year)</a> The End