Surviving Hogwarts

written by Paris Stout

This is my diary of struggles in hogwarts. I am a year one and just started classes so let's se what's gonna happen with this.

Last Updated

05/31/21

Chapters

1

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389

Chapter 1: Getting Accepted..

Chapter 1

So I am taking Hogwarts online, and I basically just come on here once I get home from school. So I got recommended Hogwarts by one of my friends his name is Duke Jenkins and basically he is my only friend on here so... Ya, I'm a loner. But to get accepted you have to sign up, and they just ask for age, name, email, time zone and maybe a few other things. And so once you click get started, or join it basically will just say check your email to see if you got accepted or something. And so I go to my email and it's there so I verify my email and get accepted (everyone get's accepted but there is an age limit) and I go to Hogwarts and there is no tutorial. No nothing that says go here and choose classes or join a dorm. So I'm just clicking around and btw it takes a crap ton of time to load.. SO  SLOW.. And then I see a bunch of classes like Astronomy, and DADA (Defense Against Dark Arts) and Charms. So basically I'm like, wow umm what do i do?? I'm so confused and I wish that they taught us astronomy and DADA and Charms at school because.. What the heck is DADA am I supposed to know what Charms are? Aren't they like personalities and quirks? So I click astronomy and it says in the corner join class or something and so I click that and then go to the next class Charms and join that one and then do the same for DADA. Now this thing at the top says the max limit of classes you can join at a time is 7. And I was just like SEVEN?? WHO THE FLIP WOULD WANT TO TAKE SEVEN CLASSES AT THE SAME TIME.. DON'T YOU HAVE AN ACTUAL LIFE?? 
No I don't actually have a life but, seven classes are way too much to take.. so I'm scrolling through the llist of classes that 1st years are supposed to take and there is like Herbology and other crap like that, which they don't teach you at a normal public school. So here I am writing about the struggles of my life and you guys are probably laughing at my stupidness, because your a 4th year or some crazy crap. So that is my struggle that happened when I joined and just take note that this was about 4 days ago and now I'm sitting here eating spaghettios writing a book.. about struggles. Wow I should get a nobel peace prize I am so great. I have to go now. Because I need to go pee next chapter will probably be about quizzes lessons and worksheets so ya... BYE!!

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