THE BOOK RAVE

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This is a little bit of fun as a put-together of comment as our humorous writer Evelyn Swan-Mills navigates some of the books in the HiH library. Have no clue what she’s on about? Don’t worry, you’ll still be laughing.

BOOK:

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/library/books/search/?name=eaglesclaw" target="_blank">The Eaglesclaw Chronicles</a> – so far

(books 1 & 2 and some of 3)

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) They should have gone to the teacher straight away grrrrrr

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) And where has that cute guy she has a crush on?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) They took West omg I'm going to take them down myself

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) I'm still laughing because Grizzleheart

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) I would eat 100 year old chocolate too though

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) I always knew rabbits were shady

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) For West yessssssssssssss

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) A member of authority always conveniently arriving AFTER the battle is over

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Should have killed the rabbit

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Oh and I have definitely noticed the similarities between this and a certain other book series ;)

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Snowbeak......

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Oh yes mention of Jack in the last chapter

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) I can see myself shipping Pevster?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Yeah I'm just going to call them Pevster

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) The first book was awesome :D

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) I was going to take a break before reading the next book but I can't help myself

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Oooooooooh the second book actually has chapter titles that's cool

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Pevster better be going to the ball together

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) I still can't keep a straight face when I see the word Grizzleheart

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Yes, do wait until Jack sees you in that ;)

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Oh yes, give it to them Jade. Who's laughing now?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Jade and West both made it ysy

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Woohoo bring back the drama

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Is she a seer though?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Omg

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Okay then scratch that

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) And this is exactly why no one goes to a Professor

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Because that wasn't at all suspicious.......

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) PEVSTER

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Wait his last name is Forest?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) I thought it was something else

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Wasn't it Foster?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Oh well, I'm still saying their ship name is Pevster

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Laga-whatsit xD

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) No, no, no

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) You absolute idiots

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Yes you could have kissed her omg

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) You had one job

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Why are all the Professors creepy in this school?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) You can't trust anyone

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Four

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) I'm totally not okay

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Jade you complete and absolute idiot

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Don't give me your literal cliffhanger

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Jack would be the one to find her

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Pevster can you not?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) I'm completely done with all the authority in this school

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) But now I'm just imagining Jade singing Defying Gravity

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Sparkling like a vampire xD

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) I love the little snippets of humour in your stories

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) The balance between drama and humour is spot on

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Oooooooooh interesting

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) SPARKLES

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Stop with the cheese Jack seriously

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Pevster are so cute though

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) I adored that book

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) The only thing I would say is the pacing of the story is a tad too fast but apart from that I can't really see anything else that stands out :)

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Onward to the third book!!!!!!

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Oh wait, is this one still in progress?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Meh, I'll read it anyway

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) HE KISSED HER?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) When? Where? How? Why? What?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Omg

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Ignoring the headmaster xD

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Of course, who wouldn't want to come to England? ;)

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Oh so they are going to Hogwarts

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) I knew it

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) No headmaster be quiet Jack was speaking

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) I'm extremely suspicious of Jack

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) 100/10 entrance

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Jack is such a tool

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Why is everyone ignoring her?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) What is wrong with these people?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Oh, I knew she'd end up being a champion

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Ah, this is set the same year as Harry, interesting

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) I'm so confused

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) People are weird

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) And strange

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) You go girl, give it to him!!!

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Ugh Jack the tool strikes again

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) I may switch alliances to Jaco

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Pevster was so last book

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) It's all about Jaco now

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Jack is the biggest hypocrite to ever hypocrite

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Oh there's West

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) I'm going to punch Jack in the face repeatedly

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) FIGHT ME

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Jaco!!!!!!

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Lise can go headbutt a brick wall too

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Of course she'd name the dragon and talk to it xD

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Is West Dr.Dolittle reincarnated?

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) She can definitely talk to and/or understand creatures

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) ARGH

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) That's all there is

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Omg

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) I need more

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) Like yesterday

<a href="http://www.hogwartsishere.com/transcendallrealms/">Evelyn Swan-Mills</a><a href="file://localhost/javascript/void(0)%3B"></a>  (2nd Year) But seriously it is so good :D

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