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Mactastrophe

One day Mic the skelton woke up in his apartment and went to his refrigerator  to eat some Mcribs from his Mcrib stash.  Then he realized he didn't have any more Mcribs.  So he said to himself I wish I worked at McDonald's so I could bring back the Mcribs, but my dad wants me to be a lawyer. How will I bring back the Mcribs if I’m a lawyer.  I live right by the court and I can walk there but Mcdonald's has always seemed a little you know stupied but fun for some reson.  I want to bring back  the Mcribs, but I also want to send  bad people to jail  he thought.Then he realized that he could help people dead or alive by bringing back the Mcribs.  So he went down to the city streets to ask people for advice.  He walked into a grocery store and saw a woman working at the cash register.  He walked up to her and said give me your advice should I be a lawyer or work at Mc... but before he could finish his sentence she ran away and screamed.  After that he saw a Culvers that was right next to a McDonalds and he went inside culvers. He asked a man should I work at McDonalds or be a law...then everybody ran out of the restaurant and yelled there's a skeleton ahhhh.  After that he gave up and went back to his apartment.  He still could not decide what he wanted to do for his job.  There were so many good things about McDonalds and so many good things about being a lawyer.  So he decided to be... unemployed. In other words Big Mac decided not to work at all.