Death Eater Guide To Death Eating
written by Aurora Malfoy
This is a guide for new death eaters
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
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Death Eater Rules
Chapter 4
- No Death Eater Shall Be A Spy For Dumbledore.
- No Death Eater Shall Play The Harmonica.
- All Death Eaters Must Be Proficient In The Dark Arts: Murder, Unforgivable Curses, Yodeling Etc. An Annual Examination Will Be Made To Make Sure That All Members Are Up To Scratch.
- No Death Eater Shall Behave With Integrity Unless It Is A Genuine Accident.
- A Death Eater Must Be A Pureblood.
- No Death Eater Is To Ever Mention That The Dark Lord Himself Is Not A Pureblood.
- No Death Eater May Kill Another Death Eater Without A Very Good Reason.
- All Death Eaters Shall Answer Lord Voldemort’s Summons Immediately. (Unless You Are Having A Shower, In Which Case It Is Permitted To Put On A Bath Robe First.)
- All Death Eaters Shall Have Vaguely Sinister Surnames. (For Those Who Do Not Know, A Surname Is Your Last Name.)
- All Death Eaters Shall Overtake On The Left.
- Death Eater May Also Own A Snake Or Dragon Or Hippogriff. But Only Lord Voldemort May Possess A Basilisk.
