Tiny Battles: A History Of Gnome Wars
written by James Cuso
We all know gnomes as the annoying creatures that live in our gardens, this book details the Gnome Wars, a little known war that was fought hundreds of years before wizards came into powerful prominence.
Last Updated
05/31/21
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A Brief Interruption To Explain The Evolution Of Gnomes
Chapter 7
As anyone with gnomes in there garden knows, gnomes are not smart creatures and yet the gnomes who fought in the Gnomish Great War were as intelligent as you or I. This is because when lawns were invented gnomes learned that they could live in these green paradises if they acted stupid and harmless. Over the next two thousand years gnomes adapted to be as stupid as they had originally pretended. For all you science lovers gnomes change much faster then we do.