The Essential Guide to Hogwarts Portraiture, Ed. II
written by Professor Rosenquist
The second edition of The Essential Guide to Hogwarts Portraiture includes updated versions of the entries in the first edition, along with additional portraits that were not included in the original. This textbook is to be used in conjunction with Magical Art 601.
Last Updated
05/31/21
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Introduction
Chapter 1 -
Albus Dumbledore
Chapter 2 -
Ambrose Swott
Chapter 3 -
Anne Boleyn
Chapter 4 -
Antonia Creaseworthy
Chapter 5 -
Ariana Dumbledore
Chapter 6 -
Armando Dippet
Chapter 7 -
Barnabas the Barmy
Chapter 8 -
Basil Fronsac
Chapter 9 -
Bertie Bott
Chapter 10 -
Bloody Baron
Chapter 11 -
Brian Gagwilde III
Chapter 12 -
Brutus Scrimgeour
Chapter 13 -
Chessmasters
Chapter 14 -
Circe
Chapter 15 -
Cottismore Croyne
Chapter 16 -
Damara Dodderidge
Chapter 17 -
Dexter Fortescue
Chapter 18 -
Dilys Derwent
Chapter 19 -
Edessa Skanderberg
Chapter 20 -
Edward Rabnott
Chapter 21 -
Elizabeth Burke
Chapter 22 -
Emeric Switch
Chapter 23 -
Everard
Chapter 24 -
Fat Friar
Chapter 25 -
Fat Lady
Chapter 26 -
Fytherley Undercliffe
Chapter 27 -
George von Rheticus
Chapter 28 -
Giffard Abbott
Chapter 29 -
Gilderoy Lockhart
Chapter 30 -
Godric Gryffindor
Chapter 31 -
Google Flange
Chapter 32 -
Google Stump
Chapter 33 -
Günther der Gewalttätige ist der Gewinner
Chapter 34 -
Helena Ravenclaw
Chapter 35 -
Helga Hufflepuff
Chapter 36 -
Heliotrope Wilkins
Chapter 37 -
Hengist Rawkes
Chapter 38 -
Iris Pius
Chapter 39 -
Mordicus Egg
Chapter 40 -
Newton Scamander
Chapter 41 -
Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington
Chapter 42 -
Nivalis Swoopstikes
Chapter 43 -
Percival Pratt
Chapter 44 -
Phineas Nigellus Black
Chapter 45 -
Phyllida Spore
Chapter 46 -
Quentin Trimble
Chapter 47 -
Rowena Ravenclaw
Chapter 48 -
Salazar Slytherin
Chapter 49 -
Selina Sapworthy
Chapter 50 -
Severus Snape
Chapter 51 -
Sidley Smirk Platter
Chapter 52 -
Sir Cadogan
Chapter 53 -
Temeritus Shanks
Chapter 54 -
Timothy the Timid
Chapter 55 -
Tobias Misslethorpe
Chapter 56 -
Vindictus Viridian
Chapter 57 -
Violet Tillyman
Chapter 58 -
Vulpus
Chapter 59 -
Walter Aragon
Chapter 60
Fat Lady
Chapter 26
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The portrait of the Fat Lady seems to have been painted at the time of the Renaissance, and depicts a noble Greek woman, though none are sure of her actual identity. From the Fat Lady’s attitude, she was probably a Dionysian (i.e. a follower of Dionysus, the Greek god of wine, ecstasy, and ritual madness). It is believed that the woman’s family donated the portrait to Hogwarts due to the castle holding many other famous paintings.
It is unknown where the portrait of the Fat Lady was placed before she began guarding Gryffindor Tower in 1960, or who guarded it before her. She is a very flamboyant woman who loves to get drunk, be merry, and gossip with her best friend Violet. The two women often get incredibly drunk around Christmas break, consuming several of the monk portrait’s never ending vats. The Fat Lady will often scold students for waking her from her beauty sleep as they return late to the Tower.
In 1993, the Fat Lady’s portrait was shredded by Sirius Black because she refused to let him enter without the password. Filch worked hard to restore the portrait, during which time she was replaced temporarily by Sir Cadogan. When asked to return she refused to be the guard again without some sort of security, so two security trolls were stationed in the hallway by her portrait.