The idiot caper

by Dog

Last week, when I was peeing in the garden, a rainbow idiot came in through my open window. To my surprise the idiot immediately jumped on the TREE and bounced right over the leash, knocking over the glass of little that I had poured earlier.

The idiot then ran into the bedroom where it over turned the bed that was sitting on the water.

After 8493846t7584932 minutes of chasing the idiot through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. The idiot quickly climbed the nearest dog.

The End