This Song was written for my Year 3 Midterm (don't even try copying the professor has heard and seen this before this book was produced). This was just a song, so the "video" is not as important.

Vocals: 
Patient: Lucy Baeytorin
Healer: Timothy Walsh
Composed from lyrics: Timothy Walsh



Lyrics:

Healer! Healer!

Won’t you help me please?

Healer! Healer!

I can’t stop sneezing, sneezing,

Achoo, achoo!

I feel, I feel,Like I’m going to be sick!

Madam! Madam!It seems clear to me,

that you may have an

allergy!

But Healer, Healer!

I’ve never had one, ev-er before.

My dear, My dear,

you can develop them!

I suggest now to you,

that you take this

Allergy elixir!

What is in that!

It looks quite scary,

scary to me!

Don’t be worried, don’t you fret!

It’s simply mandrake root and some billywig stings!

With a dash of - eucalyptus and some honey.

Well that just sounds so -

tasty and amazing!

Its nice to know what is

inside of it.

When can I have some?

It’s driving me insane!

In-Informed consent is,

important don’t you know?

I can’t go using

any old potion on you.

I have my integrity,

as a Healer to uphold.

I understand, and I consent,

now please,

healer, healer,

make the sneezing stop!

Let me measure,

out a tablespoon.

Now you ca-an take this straight or in some tea!

Healer, healer,

I will just take it straight!

Now please remember - remember,

If you are dizzy, light-headed,

or if you heart begins to pound,

come back and see me,

immediately!

Surely, Surely,

I will do so post haste!

Should I do-o any-thing else?

Yes, actu- actu - actually,

I’d like you to come back and see me -

see me,

In two day’s time!

Surely, surely, I understand,

I’ll be back in -

just two days time.

Sooner, sooner if I feel unwell.

Thank you, thank you!

I feel better already!

I’m glad I’m glad,

I will see you in two days!

see you in two...

see you in two...

see you.. in… two. days!