I wake up wrapped in soft bed sheets. I raise my head. Madam Pomfrey bustles over to my bed and snaps, 

" Eat your chocolate! You must get up for lessons, boy!''

   " Uh... I'll go now, thanks. Why exactly am I here?"

 " Shock!"

'Shock.' That's a new one. I lift myself out of bed and run off before Madam Pomfrey can stop me, all the while cramming  chocolate frogs into my mouth. 

And then I'm hit.