"Hatstall" Hufflepuff/Slytherin First Year Memoirs.
written by Mondiecee G. Vendour
Mondiecee Galicier Vendour is one of those "Slytherpuffs". Wanting to keep her cover sweet, she asked to be placed in Hufflepuff. Now you can see the plans she's been hiding, and the explosions! ((The cover is made by me: the Hufflepuff drawing is drawn by me in real life; the notebook belongs to me in real life.))
Last Updated
05/31/21
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Chapter 6
In the past, Leo and Dora have told me that Hufflepuffs have a reputation for being timid and weak, and generally the nicest house. Why I chose Hufflepuff. But obviously, like everyone else, I have been deceived: everyone hates me except for one or two neutral people. I was once complaining about it loudly to Arella, and a passing student said it was because I lost them too much House Points, totally wrecking any chance for Hufflepuff and played too much tricks and pranks on them.
Honestly, I can't have lost that much. And I earn some in Potions, right? Besides, if they can't take a good joke, they have a problem! Lighten up! I'm not just referring to my House, I mean everyone! Right now, I'm looking over my notes while sitting in my seventh detention. It's only October. Arella has been in two, but she wiggles her way out of trouble most of the time, or cheerfully owns up to it. Mostly, she sets things on fire.
Defence Against the Dark Arts:
Read up on:
Gnomes, Doxies, Imps.
Spells:
Smokescreen Spell: Fumos, makes lot of cool movie-like smoke. Move hand in a sort of circle inwards circle from the lefty to the righty.
Herbology! Useful shtuff to remembwah.
Plants ses ses:
Asphodel: nice European flower, used in potions dedicated to waking up or putting someone into sleep! I could use this...
Molyyyyy!: Cool dude, against powahful enchantments.
When are we ever going to get to something exciting ?? Neverrrrr?
Potions (I know so far)
CoB:Crush 6 snake fangs, powder, add (4 msres), heat (250), 10 secs, then done. Wave wand. Brew for...umm...somewhat over half an hour! Add four disgusting and grotesque horned slugs, take cauldron off fire or "Boom Boom!", then add two porcupine quills (I do love touching those). Stir 5, counter-clockwise, wave wand!
Forget: 2 Drops of Lethe River stuff, "gently heat" for 20 secs, 2 valerian sprigs, stir (3) clockwise. Wave wand. Boil for 40-ish minutes to an hour. Standard Ingredient (2). Berries of mistletoe (4) go crush-crush. Two "pinches" of crushed stuff, stir (5) counter-clockwise. Wave wand! Yah!
Herbicide: (4) lionfish spines go crushed along with (2 measures of) Standard Ingredient. Add threeof the stuff, wave wand. Brew for about an Hour. (2 measures of) Horklump Juice go in, heat medium-ish for 10 secs ses-ses, 2 blobs of Flobberworm Mucus (gross) Stir (4) clockwise wave wand!
Honestly, I can't have lost that much. And I earn some in Potions, right? Besides, if they can't take a good joke, they have a problem! Lighten up! I'm not just referring to my House, I mean everyone! Right now, I'm looking over my notes while sitting in my seventh detention. It's only October. Arella has been in two, but she wiggles her way out of trouble most of the time, or cheerfully owns up to it. Mostly, she sets things on fire.
Read up on:
Gnomes, Doxies, Imps.
Spells:
Smokescreen Spell: Fumos, makes lot of cool movie-like smoke. Move hand in a sort of circle inwards circle from the lefty to the righty.
Plants ses ses:
Asphodel: nice European flower, used in potions dedicated to waking up or putting someone into sleep! I could use this...
Molyyyyy!: Cool dude, against powahful enchantments.
When are we ever going to get to something exciting ?? Neverrrrr?
CoB:Crush 6 snake fangs, powder, add (4 msres), heat (250), 10 secs, then done. Wave wand. Brew for...umm...somewhat over half an hour! Add four disgusting and grotesque horned slugs, take cauldron off fire or "Boom Boom!", then add two porcupine quills (I do love touching those). Stir 5, counter-clockwise, wave wand!
Forget: 2 Drops of Lethe River stuff, "gently heat" for 20 secs, 2 valerian sprigs, stir (3) clockwise. Wave wand. Boil for 40-ish minutes to an hour. Standard Ingredient (2). Berries of mistletoe (4) go crush-crush. Two "pinches" of crushed stuff, stir (5) counter-clockwise. Wave wand! Yah!
Herbicide: (4) lionfish spines go crushed along with (2 measures of) Standard Ingredient. Add threeof the stuff, wave wand. Brew for about an Hour. (2 measures of) Horklump Juice go in, heat medium-ish for 10 secs ses-ses, 2 blobs of Flobberworm Mucus (gross) Stir (4) clockwise wave wand!
