Pbat was in the land of  Wakanda sitting on his money chair eating his Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds when suddenly the doorbell rang "Ding Dong" went the doorbell.Pbat stood up and his towel fell off revealing his warm chocolaty silky smooth skin,"Whoops, I better get another towel before I answer the door because it would be highly inappropriate if I answered the door naked"Pbat thought to himself as he went off and got another towel from the closet.Just then a thought ran through Pbat's mind,"Wow you know I should actually get dressed".And so Pbat  got dressed, then Pbat answered the door."Hey Bro" Sly said seductively as he stood in the doorway seductively "You want something big and hot?"Pbat said "You know it big boy" then Sly said "well then...we should go to couch pick up the phone and order a pizza"."You read my mind" Pbat said.So the two went to the couch and ordered a big pepperoni pizza...extra toppings.They then decided to watch some TV and they both reached for the remote, their hands touched the remote at the same time.They  looked at each other and Pbat whispered to Sly:"Dang muthatrucker.Your skin is wrinkled ASF." Sly blushed and responded: "DUDE WTF? I JUST WENT TO THE SPA?"Pbat responded "WELL YOU DIDNT GET YOUR MONEY'S WORTH" Sly feeling embarrassed tackled Pbat to the floor and the two began to wrestle.Just then the doorbell rang and the two stood up and said "We are fools for putting wrinkled skin between our friendship." They apologized and answered the door, it was Alex-senpai."Sup guys I got your pizza here" just then the wind blew off Alex's shirt revealing his man-muscles.

TO BE CONTINUED? YOU DECIDE