September 1st, 1989

Dear diary, today was the best day of my life, I was Sorted into Slytherin and joined a group of very talented students, as they say. I'll quickly send an owl to the mother and tell her the news, I'm glad I won't be punished.

November 5th, 1989

I miss you so much, since I arrived at Hogwarts I've only written once, as my group of friends wouldn't like to know that one of their members still writes in a diary before bed, so I've had to cut down on private conversations. But that doesn't matter, I won't stop writing here. It's been 2 months since I arrived in this paradise, I feel very good. I only have one problem right now, which is surviving the history of magic classes, the teacher is a very, very annoying ghost who never stops teaching, I'd like him to be fired, I'll try to convince the group to campaign for his dismissal from Professor Binns, Professor Snape will have to give me 50 points for this incredible act.

April 02nd, 1990

Hello my best friend, how are you? With me yes. The group may not have carried out that campaign I told you about a few months ago, but it has made an alliance with some older students, from the 6th grade, who are very popular, and we will finally have respect for the whole house.

July 26th, 1990

Dear diary, we haven't spoken for a while, haven't we? My first year at Hogwarts is over and I'm ready for the second. I'm also very happy because those 6th graders told our group that starting in September, they will help us bully the younger students in the other houses, I'm excited, I told dad and he was very proud of me for following in his footsteps. You remember that last summer my family went on a trip to the north of France, don't you remember? This year my father will take me… TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, it will be a great adventure. We're going on this trip because my dad got a bonus at work (and a raise too), it's going to be the best trip ever.

August 31st, 1990

I think my family has a problem when we go on vacation in the summer, we always get home, the day before school starts, my room is a big mess, the wardrobe too, I have to prepare things for tomorrow and the worst it's just that it's eight o'clock at night now, I have to hurry up and maybe finish cleaning early tomorrow. Goodbye.

July 1st, 1991

BY MERLIN'S BEARDS!!! You are fine ??? In that rush to pack everything, I ended up forgetting to put the diary in my trunk, sorry. Now I have to fill you in on what happens this year. In general, I think the year was good, both personally and academically. I finally started to practice bullying and it's very good, I did all the new Hufflepuff students, and most of the Gryffindor (I also bullied some of my years) and I couldn't do much to Ravenclaw because they don't even bother the house “best friend” of Slytherin is Ravenclaw, we even have some things in common, but that doesn't mean that I didn't bully some, but if I did, there were very few. This summer we're going to travel to…Australia, it's further away than France and the US but that doesn't mean it's not fun. I want to see a Kangaroo, I think they are interesting. Speaking of animals, as I'm going into my third year at Hogwarts, I had to choose a few new school subjects, I chose Arithmancy and Care of Magical Creatures. I didn't choose to guess, since the teacher who is there at Hogwarts teaching this school subject is a little… STUPID, FOOL, STUPID, A FAKE who doesn't know anything about what she teaches and they say that I only got the teaching position at Hogwarts because I was a Descendant of a famous psychic, I was told. I was also told that this year the famous Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived will enter Hogwarts, he will be Sorted into Gryffindor like his parents, Lily Evans and James Potter, who was killed by the Dark Lord when he went to their house killing Potter because of a prophecy… my father didn't tell me much about it, he said that when I was older I would know, but I'm already 13 and I should know! I'm looking forward to seeing Potter go to detention and see the Gryffindor hourglass being stripped of 150 points, I want to see that, I hope it happens.