Jokes :D

1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?

With quit-itch.

2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron?

Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.

3. Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter over Facebook?

Because he has only followers, not friends.

4. If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled?

5. What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?

A Volt-demort.

6. Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad professor?

Because he can’t control his pupils.

7. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.

8. Do you like Harry Potter?

Because I a-Dumbledore you!

9. Are you a Dementor?

You just took my breath away.

10. Why did Severus Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you’d never know which side he was on.

Sorry if you think any of the joke(s) are lame or offensive!

Note: The jokes are copy+pasted from a website.

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