Maria: Heyy Toby my boy

Sir Toby Belch: Heyeyeyey Mariiiiiiia, wassup bae

Maria: Are you drunk?

Toby: What do u think girly

Maria: You're always drunk

Toby: Yea, I'm always drunk. But my jokes are better when I'm drunk, amiright?

Maria: *sighs* Who were you going to set Olivia up with again?

Toby: My cousin Andrew

Maria: What's he like

Toby: Loaded

Maria: Wait... is this Andrew the same Andrew Augucheek, the drunken dumba-

Toby: Yea, yea but he's changed, he's a different man

Maria: Oh rlly?

*Andrew trips into view*

Toby: ANDY MY BOY!

Sir Andrew Augucheek: What's goin' on ladies? Or, lady? Um Toby who is this? Where's Olivia?

Maria: Excuuuuse me?

Toby: This is her bff/servant/advisor thing idrk to be honest

Maria: The name's Maria

Andy: Pleasure to meet you Maddie

*More bumbling idiot-ness*

Maria: THIS is what we're working with? Olivia might as well just marry Orsino.

Andy: Aww man. *cue sad puppy face*

Toby: Naw, that's cap

Andy: Idk man

Toby: Once she sees your groovy moves-

Maria: Did you just say groovy

Toby: Yea, why

Maria: ...