Viola: Alas, where have we washed up after that terrible shipwreck?

Captain: This sign says… Kingdom-That-I-Can’t-Spell.

Voila: I’ve heard of that kingdom before… This is where the great lord Orsino lives, and also the great Lady Olivia, that poor woman. I can’t imagine losing my brother.

Captain: Uh, m’lady, I have something to tell you…

*5 minutes later*

Viola: NOOOOOO… My dear brother… This is a tragedy.

Captain: So… what are we going to do? We need some cash.

Viola: I could go work for Olivia!

Captain: She’s not employing anyone currently.

Viola: Well that’s it, we’re screwed.

Captain: Uh, what about Orsino?

Viola: This is the olden days, remember? Only girls work for girls and guys work for guys.

Captain: Well that seems a little-

Viola: WAIT what if I disguise myself as a GUY?

Captain: And... how are you going to do that again? I mean, your voice, your... lack of facial hair...

Viola: Um, excuse me?

Captain: Nevermind off you go!