Orsino: Oi, you there! Servant! Put on my Sad Love Songs <3 spotify playlist!

Curio: mkay *puts on music*

Orsino: Ah, this is the stuff. I love wallowing in self pity. AAACK!

Curio: Are you good, bro?

Orsino: My love for Olivia! It pains meeeeeeee!

Curio: Ya know her dad and brother just died right?

Orsino: Of all of the girls in this Kingdom-That-I-Can't-Spell, I must have Olivia

Curio: Okay that is messed up on so many le-

Orsino: Ah, the music! It is not so sweet as it was before. Nope, wait a sec. CURIO?

Curio: You rang?

Orsino: DID YOU PUT ON APPLE MUSIC?!?!?