Chocolate? - A Remus Lupin x OC Fanfiction
The first thing Ana thought when she met Remus- 'Look out, world!" WARNING: There are mentions of violence in this story. If it is a trigger, feel free to close this book. All credits go to J.K. Rowling except for my OCs. Please keep in mind that I do not support her views on the LGBTQIA+ community, as I am part if that community myself. Thanks for taking the time to read. Enjoy! :)
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Chapter 37
TW AND CW: heavy cursing
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June 14th, 1995, Saturday
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Dear Remus,
Arnie says I can come. Only thing is, he works at the Ministry, and he's been taking days off to get to know me. But he's working full-time as soon as tomorrow. He's asking if you'd be able to pick me up somewhere else, like Diagon Alley, or Hogsmeade.
Let me know as soon as possible.
Signed, the badass you know and love (AKA Ana Miracle)
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June 16th, 1995, Monday
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Dear Ana,
Mum says we can pick you up at Honeydukes this Wednesday at noon. Let me know if there's any other time that suits you better.
But that aside, how are you?
Also, I don't know if you know, but I'm the master of badassery between the two of us.
Just saying.
Love, Remus
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June 17th, 1995, Tuesday
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Dear Remus,
It's settled, then! Arnie says he can drop me off at Honeydukes just before he heads to work.
I'm wonderful, thanks for asking. How about you? Give Mrs Lupin my best!
Also, the word badassery was derived from the ancient Latin term, 'ego credo opus ad cacas te'.
A/N: translates to - 'I believe you need to s**t yourself.'
You speak Latin.
I know you know what I mean.
Peace.
Ana
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June 19th, 1995, Thursday
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Dear Ana,
I hear you're visiting Remus...
That is all I will say.
LOVE YOU
-Marlene McKinnon
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June 19th, 1995, Thursday
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Dear Ana,
What's this I hear from Marlene?
Visiting Remus during the holidays?
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!
Signed by an angry Alice Fortescue
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June 20th, 1995, Friday
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Dear Ana,
When is the wedding?
I don't care if you want me as the Maid of Honor or not, I'm the flower girl no matter what you say.
Also, Sirius will be writing an essay to you on why he should be flower girl at your and Remus' wedding.
Don't listen to him.
Love, Lily Evans
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June 21th, 1995, Saturday
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Dear Lily,
For the last time, we are not getting married.
Also, you should have said 5 page sob story on how much you hurt Sirius by saying you were the flower girl instead of 'an essay'.
Give Petunia a smack from me.
LOVE YOU!
-Ana
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June 21th, 1995, Saturday
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Dear James and Sirius,
I understand that you two idiots are staying with each other for the break.
I give a simple word of advice:
Don't burn James' house down, Sirius.
And:
Don't burn you house down, James.
You're welcome for my wisdom.
Please send over 3 galleons. I haven't forgotten that I won the bet of Sirius and Marlene getting together this summer.
Love, Ana
THAT WAS A BIT OF A WEIRD CHAPTER IK
but i kinda just wanted to dedicate a whole chapter to their bad letter eriting skills ehehhehheh
love y'all :)
- jui weasley
