The Shocking New News

Yes, this story has got some shocking news. We urge the crowd to remain strong and not panic. So, I would like to ask a professional Auror to guide us and talk to us about the shocking news. Over to Auror Sandra Kish: “Hello, Thank you for letting me tell the story of the big trick. It is good to hear that Hogwarts wants to keep up with the news - not that I ever doubted it. So, on to it. I remember that you will recall the escape of Sirius Black, the “mad murder” or, your parents might have been telling you about it. But what actually happened? Well, let me explain. Poly-juice Potion. It was actually one of the dark princesses (I’ll go on further about them later) and she disguised herself as Sirius Black, leaving the other one with an obliviated memory. She accidentally got herself into Azkaban, while the real Sirius Black was finding his way out of Africa. It is a marvel that he wasn’t killed but then it happened. Fake Sirius escaped, leaving the real Sirius on the loose and he got caught almost immediately, which is when he came to Hogwarts. But the main news? Where is that woman currently? The criminals that we have been waiting to murder for ages? I ‘m afraid that the Ministry is currently working on it and the news is to be revealed to the public tomorrow. So, you are very lucky to hear about this now. And, now, I must leave for a meeting with Witch Weekly.” 

Thank you, Auror Sandra Kish, but now, let’s pass this speech on to someone else, who knows and studied these criminals their whole life as an Auror. Over to Auror Celeste Evergreen: “Hi, yes, yes, I’m fine. Now, I can give a bit more background with the two evil characters and their supporters who name themselves “Black Rivers” because they “slither” like a river and are dark as night. Now, both of them have been working together and it is our belief that they perhaps may be talking or trying to get in touch with each other the minute we are speaking. Again, we would like to remind the public to remain calm on dangerous days like these. And, let’s get started. A Wizarding Genius, the one involved with the Sirius - fiasco. I have been spying and going on missions about them so I can give you a brief introduction about this young lady. Her name is Clemence Stone, and she is also known to the public as the White Princess. Why? Because she enjoys wearing white robes, which puzzles everyone. She is a mysterious character in the world and has powers beyond recognition and if you do come by to meet her shopping in Honeydukes (joke intended) then do not approach and contact the Ministry as soon as possible. The wizarding world is puzzled by her clothes choices and we believe that it is made for a wild-goose chase. To confuse her with the other one…the second lady. 

She (Darrell Filch)  takes a different approach on this, she cleverly went to a muggle boarding school after leaving Ilvermorny in her fifth Year. She wears black and enjoys wearing it, it probably makes her feel like a Dementor (The Daily Prophet once scorned that in an issue and the writer was later found dead in the mountains) so we will not include anything “rude”. She was later discovered to have been traced to St Mary’s Secondary School but she left in a hurry. Her classmates (they were muggles) were worried. However, I think that we should just be alert. Thank you.”  

Pictures are attached, please feel free to have a look. Ma’am Margaret Kinsgley (Head Auror) is unavailable to comment due to her busy schedule but we are sure that she will soon be able to. Stay tuned, everyone.

Written by Isla Brown

Clemence Stone before her evil career. 

(Middle Image: Clemence in her first year)

(Right Image: Clemence a year before Hogwarts)

Darrell at her muggle school.