-Which way would a cyclops wear eyeliner?

That's rude

-I have a 120% in Chem right now

HOW THE FU-

Laungue

-I am 100 percent going to fail this vocabulary quiz

-Why didn't you go to lifting yesterday?

Why don't you mind you business?

-Pinnaple on pizza?

If you put pinnaple on pizza, you fucking disgust me

*his girlfriend looks worried* ok

-(by a teacher) you just made yourself sound like an idiot

-I need you help, I forgot if I left my phone in here?!?!

(Teacher) *tiny violin noises* I don't care~

-So I didn't study at all last night!!

This is our final

....so I might not pass, um...