A REALLY weird conversation I was a part of this morning...

Person 1: Santa OBVIOUSLY lives over in mexico

Person 2: You just pointed to Russia

Person 3: I mean it would make more sense for him to live there...

Person 1: I mean here *points to Greenland*

Person 3: No, Santa would live in Russia

Person 2: Greenland makes sense...

Me: Santa doesn´t exist???

Person 2: *gasp* HOW could you SAY THAT!!!

Person 1: Maybe he lives here *points to antarctica*

Me: *absolutely done*

Person 3: ANTARCTICA!!! That makes the most sense!!

All 3: We found it we found him! Santa lives there!! WOOOOOO!!!!

Me: Doesn´t he live in the NORTH pole??

Person 2: ...nooo, that´s why antarctica is a barren wasteland of cold, so no one can find him....

Me: Wouldn´t he live north tho????

Person 1: GREENLAND!!!!

Person 3: ...yeAH...so Greenland is where Santa is!

*lots of talking that I can´t remember*

Me: GUYS WAIT! ...he GIVES people presents for NO REASON. He HAS to be Canadian.

*various tones of conversation and arguing*

Person 2: No, he is NOT nice, he is building up an army of children to wage war on adults!!!

Person 3: Yeah!! He´s actually mean because he´s mean to the kids that don´t believe...

Me: *wtf*

*more arguing*

Person 1: So, let´s clear this up? Santa is actually evil and will wage war on adults with a child army?

Me: a child army?? That´s CRUEL!!

Person 2: No, it´s the elves

Person 3: Yeah, they obviously are devious and work for Santa

Random Person Butting In: Y´all know that the elves are doing forced labor right?? Those elves are actually going to go against Santa if there was a war.

*a ton of arguing over a Santa War*

Me: ...*looks at phone for time* GUYS WE HAVE 2 MINUTES TO GET TO CLASS

*we all disspersed and haven´t talked about the Santa Wars, or the location of Santa since*

*a reminder that everyone in this conversation is 15 - 17 years old*