-With all due respect...I will fight you

-if you´re talking about me, then either you´re right or I´m going to chuck you across the cafeteria

-you are suspiciously tall for a girl

-im on a highway to hell because if I can´t even walk up 2 flights of stairs there is no way I will get to heaven

-that´s my seat

 but....

 but what?

 there´s no assigned seats on the bus??

 move aside asshole you sit 2 seats up

-did you bring jell-o to school?

-your testing my whisker thin patience...no. dont. Stop. nononononoooooooo STOP IT

-can i just scream? like really loud? please?

-I cant wait to drown!!!

-eat the nanny ba

 the what??

 the nanny ba.

 HUH?!?!

 oop. sorry, banana.

 ????

-why stop at one murder? mass genocide is an option.

-omg 7 is more than 6

-why do you always manage to annoy me

-pina coladas!!!!