Hogwarts Phones (Book 2)
(I am allowed to publish this book. Andromeda has given me permission to continue doing this.) Part 2! The next day chat....ooh, a lot of drama....
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09/26/22
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Chat 2
Chapter 1
Ron: What’s up guys?
Hermione: YES you haven't done your homework.
Harry: Ah, chill Hermione.
Ron: Yeah…we have more important stuff to discuss…like,
Ron added Fred, George, Luna and Neville to the chat
Luna: Hey! What important stuff?
Harry: Hi Luna. ‘Bout to ask Ron myself.
Fred: Hello,
George: , everyone.
Neville: Thanks for inviting me. Any reason?
Hermione: Hello Neville! On the whole, I can guess why. You were on our chat yesterday, were you?
Neville: Er, no. Snapey gave me Detention for melting the seventh cauldron this week.
Fred: World record.
Ron: Luna, you were there, weren't you, though?
Luna: Yes, I was. Wait, are you talking about Pansy - oooh. Yes, I remember.
Neville: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME?
George: Oooh, same temper as Harry had last time..
Harry: SHUT UP GEORGE!
Fred: And now.
Hermione: Tell them, quickly! Before I get too impatient and invite the rest myself.
Ron: Ok, basically, Pansy had something special going on, like more than snogging
Fred: Like you.
George: With Lavender.
Neville: Finally. Ok, who should we invite?
Ron: OI!! I’m your brother. I do not appreciate you doing all this stuff against me!!
Fred: Which is why we do it.
George: It’s our job to tease you!
Hermione: I am inviting NOW!
Hermione added Pansy, Draco and Cedric to the chat
Cedric: Guys, you squabble a lot…
Pansy: Why did you invite me? *shaking*
Draco: Might I ask the same, mudblood? Blood-traitor?
Ron: Humph, I’m still mad at the twins.
Draco: Welcome to the club.
Harry: What club? The Against Potter and Friends Club?
Pansy: Really witty, Potter.
Hermione: Harry, it’s a metaphor.
Ron: Stop correcting everyone in this chat, Mione.
Draco: Mione?
Harry: Mione?? Ron??
Pansy: Mione?!
Cedric: Since when did you call her these fancy nicknames?
Ron: Guys! I could call you Drac, Malfoy.
Draco: I would rather you didn’t.
Luna: I keep saying, this chat is full of Nargles.
Fred: And I keep saying I admire your sanity, Luna.
Cedric: Anyone want a game of Never Have I Ever?
Luna: It’s too late. We will do it tomorrow.