Hogwarts Phones (Book 2)

(I am allowed to publish this book. Andromeda has given me permission to continue doing this.) Part 2! The next day chat....ooh, a lot of drama....

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09/26/22

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Chat 2

Chapter 1

Ron: What’s up guys?


 


Hermione: YES you haven't done your homework. 


 


Harry: Ah, chill Hermione.


 


Ron: Yeah…we have more important stuff to discuss…like, 


 


Ron added Fred, George, Luna and Neville to the chat


 


Luna: Hey! What important stuff? 


 


Harry: Hi Luna. ‘Bout to ask Ron myself.


 


Fred: Hello, 


 


George: , everyone.


 


Neville: Thanks for inviting me. Any reason?


 


Hermione: Hello Neville! On the whole, I can guess why. You were on our chat yesterday, were you? 


 


Neville: Er, no. Snapey gave me Detention for melting the seventh cauldron this week.


 


Fred: World record. 


 


Ron: Luna, you were there, weren't you, though?


 


Luna: Yes, I was. Wait, are you talking about Pansy - oooh. Yes, I remember.


 


Neville: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME?


 


George: Oooh, same temper as Harry had last time..


 


Harry: SHUT UP GEORGE!


 


Fred: And now.


 


Hermione: Tell them, quickly! Before I get too impatient and invite the rest myself. 


 


Ron: Ok, basically, Pansy had something special going on, like more than snogging


 


Fred: Like you.


George: With Lavender. 


 


Neville: Finally. Ok, who should we invite?


 


Ron: OI!! I’m your brother. I do not appreciate you doing all this stuff against me!!


 


Fred: Which is why we do it. 


 


George: It’s our job to tease you!


 


Hermione: I am inviting NOW! 


 


Hermione added Pansy, Draco and Cedric to the chat


 


Cedric: Guys, you squabble a lot…


 


Pansy: Why did you invite me? *shaking*


 


Draco: Might I ask the same, mudblood? Blood-traitor?


 


Ron: Humph, I’m still mad at the twins.


 


Draco: Welcome to the club. 


 


Harry: What club? The Against Potter and Friends Club?


 


Pansy: Really witty, Potter.


 


Hermione: Harry, it’s a metaphor. 


 


Ron: Stop correcting everyone in this chat, Mione.


 


Draco: Mione?


 


Harry: Mione?? Ron??


 


Pansy: Mione?!


 


Cedric: Since when did you call her these fancy nicknames?


 


Ron: Guys! I could call you Drac, Malfoy.


 


Draco: I would rather you didn’t. 


 


Luna: I keep saying, this chat is full of Nargles.


 


Fred: And I keep saying I admire your sanity, Luna.


 


Cedric: Anyone want a game of Never Have I Ever?


 


Luna: It’s too late. We will do it tomorrow. 






 

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