Hufflepuff: If at first you don’t succeed, try again!

Slytherin: If at first you don’t succeed, try a different strategy.

Ravenclaw: If at first you don’t succeed, just give up. It’s probably just not your thing.

Gryffindor: Hey, at least you tried.

Gryffindor: What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Slytherin: What doesn’t kill you will regret it.

Ravenclaw: What doesn’t kill you, walks on six legs, is smaller than a house but vaster than heaven?

Hufflepuff: What doesn’t kill you could be a potential friend.

Hufflepuff: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Ravenclaw: Do unto others as others do unto you.

Slytherin: Do unto others whatever you think you can get away with before they notice.

Gryffindor: Do unto others as Batman would do.

Slytherin: If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Ravenclaw: If you can’t stand the heat, just turn the heat down. 

Hufflepuff: If you wanna hang out in the kitchen, you should know it’s pretty hot in there. Gryffindor: You can stand the heat, and you’ll prove it. You’re no pussy. In fact, turn the heat up. That’ll show people.

Gryffindor: Honesty is the best policy.

Hufflepuff: Honesty is the only policy.

Ravenclaw: Honesty isn’t the worst policy. 

Slytherin: Honesty certainly is a policy.

Ravenclaw: Don’t judge a book by its cover.

Gryffindor: You’re supposed to judge a book by it’s cover; that’s why the cover is there.

Slytherin: Don’t judge a book you’re not planning to read. 

Hufflepuff: Don’t judge, man.

Hufflepuff: Cheaters never prosper.

Gryffindor: Cheating is okay when I do it.

Ravenclaw: Cheaters are people too incompetent enough to prosper correctly.

Slytherin: Cheating is easy, fun, and an important part of a balanced breakfast.

Slytherin: He that knows nothing, doubts nothing.

Ravenclaw: He that doubts nothing, knows nothing.

Gryffindor: He that doubts everything is a fucking pretentious asshole. 

Hufflepuff: All I know is these are the instructions that are written in the book. 

Ravenclaw: Jack of all trades, master of none.

Hufflepuff: I’m a jack of all trades and a master of none!

Gryffindor: Master all trades. 

Slytherin: Master all.

Gryffindor: Love conquers all.

Hufflepuff: Love is blind.

Slytherin: Love will find a way.

Ravenclaw: True love never grows old.

Slytherin: Necessity is the mother of invention. 

Gryffindor: Sacrifice is the child of necessity.

Ravenclaw: Invention is the only necessity.

Hufflepuff: Invention is hard and change is scary.

Ravenclaw: Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Slytherin: No foreseeable gain, no reason to venture.

Gryffindor: Nothing ventured, no reason to live anymore.

Hufflepuff: Nothing ventured.