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                                                   LEO IS NOT DRUNK!!!

(LMFAO THIS NEEDS TO BE PUBLISHED AS A BOOK its so weird idek how to carry it on lmfao)-Autumn

(LOL it definitley should be published!!! and say something make me look good (ofc i do tho))-Leo

leo randomly stormed into the cave like a crack head and shouted "i wanna helpppppppp pweeze"
autumn replied with "wtf this drunken dishbag dong here?"
"I WANNA HHHEEEWWP kill dwumblebwaka"
"wtf this kid is on drugs, percy can you take him outside please? just shove his face in the snow or smthg"
"yes can do autumn" - percy
"mabey we could use this as an advantage to lure gaygaydumbledore in" - calypso
"yes thats a great idea cuz dumbleppoor can creep on a drunken sexy leo" - autumn
"right percy can you take leo to the dungeon please as that is where dooboi stays" - autumn
"NOOO ME NO WANTY GO TO BAKA BOI" - leo
"well ypur gonig anyway so tough" - calypso

(I'M NOT DRUNK OR ON DRUGS!! LOL )

Percy tied Leo so he can't use his muscly muscles, and threw him outside.
"HEY!" he shouted.
Then Calypso put tape on his mouth fsr. Idk why Leo's voice is amazing. Then dumblebaka walked past and stared at Leo.
"I WILL SAVE U!!!"
Then as Dumblegate ran towards Leo, Percy jumped on him and tied him.
"WTH" he said.
Percy put him in a cage w Leo. Leo managed to get the tape of and he started shouting.
"WHAT IS WRONG W U GUYS I JUST WANNA HEEEEEEEELP!!"
"Ofc u will" said Calypso. Then she shot Leo, Percy, and Dumblefrontdoor, so that only her and Autumn were alone.
"HAHA WHAAAAT?!"