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                                                    Killing Leo?!?!?!?! Nahh          

"Percy.... Jackson?!" said Calypso, stunned.
"Yeah it's the awesome hero who saved the world millions of times."
Calypso rolled her eyes. "What are you even doing here?"
"I was working with Dumble-gate guy"
"YOU! I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEO'S FRIEND!"
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEO'S GIRLFRIEND"
"Oh yeah... but I thought you were a good guy!"
"Well I am, but Dumble-backdoor forced me to join The Sussy Baka Duo!!!"
"What is wrong w you?!!"
"Nothing I'm perfect!!!"
"What do u want from me?"
"I wanna work w u not Dumble-window, I'll backstab him without him even knowing!"
"But what do u wanna do w Leo?"
"Idk what do u wanna do w him?"
"Duh, he was a wayyy too amazing boyfriend so Imma murder him because he's too good for me but I don't want other people to date him!"
"And you ask what's wrong w me."

(I'm dying rn)

"so we are not going to kill leo but instead going to kill gay Dumbledore? sweet im in"
"yes we should get leo involved though as he was a victim of dumbledoodlepoops crazyness?"
"hmmm we could but he might find out we were originally going to kidnap him"
"good point, we could ask anyway but if he starts acting weird we could always kidnap him again"
"hahah good point right where do we all meet then?"