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                                            Moldy Voldy Notices Dumblegate!!!

"ooh la la la" said voldy behind the tree "who is that hot, hot sugar daddy?" he glanced at dumblewindow. honestly cannot relate to those feelings.

Moldy went back to his cave, where he had put posters of leo upon the wall, because everyone has at least a bit of good taste in them. he decided to buy dumbledoor posters now!!

*at the great hall

"hi guys" said leo

"hello" said percy, autumn and calypso

They all sat together because who wouldnt wanna sit w leo?? "guys i felt like someone was watching us yesterday" said percy

"oh man not another sussy baka! first it was percy then dumbleentrance, then calypso and autumn like please!"

"hmm i dont mind anyone except voldemort, cuz he doesnt have a nose" said calypso

"yeah its so unattractive" agreed autumn

"i think he tried to do plastic surgery but *skull emoji" 

"nah i think he bumped into a wall its squashed fgs"

they continued this conversation while-GUESS WHAT- voldy spied on them.

"hmph ill show them whos attractive! besides leo i mean..."

but first he had to talk to that dude he saw yesterday. honestly so much drama in hogwarts! but this is juicy voldemort thought.