The Sussy Bakas
Leo, a super hot guy at hogwarts, and Autumn, a pretty cool student attending hogwarts, start dating after the mysterious murder of his gf, Calypso. Many plot twists happen, and no one is who they seem. And though a lot of people seem to want to marry Leo (duh) there is a mysterious Sussy Baka Duo around Hogwarts. By: Leo Valdez and Autumn Granger
Last Updated
05/19/22
Chapters
16
Reads
830
How Ppl Poop When They Die
Chapter 13
13
How Ppl Poop When They Die
Leo came up w the genius idea to force dead dumblewindow into swalling the resurrection stone. Then he went back to mcgongall and told her a genius lie he made up in 2 seconds:
"DID U FIND THE STONE FOR MY SUG- I MEAN FOR DUMBLEDORE????" asked proffessor mcgongall. she was a mess btw, her hair was all over the place and her hello kitty pajamas were ripped and stuff.
"nooooo... i didnt........but oh well byeee!!!"
"WAHAAAHAHHHH" weeped mcgongall
Anyway leo left and went back to the forest to get the bodies. then he saw a disgustingly horrible sight; dumbledore was literally pooping out the resurrection stone AND HE WAS FREAKING DEAD!!!! plus why was his digestive system so fast???
Anyway that was so gross so leo wore the thicccccccest gloves u will ever see (literally nothing got through them) and picked up the end of calypso's dress for revenge. the disgusting poop/resurrection stone hybrid was really gross, and leo wanted to get rid of it so bad. but then, a stupid bird ruined his plan and picked up the poop stone, and he ATE IT HE WAS SO DUMB
Anyay leo decided to go meditate to calm himself and he left the bodies for the 10000000000th time, but tbh they were not prioroty
