Big Creature Diary
A collection of diary entries on various magical creatures
Last Updated
05/31/21
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Pogrebins
Chapter 4
I'm going to talk about Pogrebins for this entry, Yogi. A Pogrebin is Russian, but can be found in the Czech Republic, and resembles a rock when they crouch down. If you're followed by a Pogrebin for a while, you become sad and drop down to your knees in depression. That would feel like a really horrible feeling. I wouldn't ever want to feel that way, so I plan on staying away from Pogrebins. I guess that means no trips to Russia or the Czech Republic for me. The one good thing about them is that I'm smarter, or rather everyone, is smarter than they are. They won't even camouflage themselves or hide themselves! Most animals and people adapt to their surroundings, but not them.
I actually find Pogrebins interesting because they're dumb enough to not camouflage themselves and adapt to their surroundings, unlike most animals and people. I wonder why that is. I would think they would adapt just like everything else in life, but I guess as a Dark Creature, their lack of adaptation lends credence to just how dangerous they are in their pursuits of a victim. I also like the fact that kicking works. I like kicking, especially to the face. I love kicking to other places too, but I don't think that place would be as effective on a Pogrebin, so the face will have to do.
Oh, Yogi, you know how I said I was never going to take a trip to Russia or the Czech Republic, well I took a trip to Prague. The city itself was very nice, but I also took a nice little trip outside the city to see some of the sights it had to offer and I came across some strange rocks. They didn't look like the other rocks in the area so I went to investigate. I came across these lovely little bloodthirsty creatures. I wanted to call them vermin, but that would mean being mean. I'm not a mean person. The little bloodthirsty creature was fascinated by me, but I think it wanted me for lunch. I kicked it in the face with my heel and it took all of my self-control to not dig my heel into its ugly little vampiric face. After kicking the creature, and potentially facing claims of creature cruelty, I quickly ran back into town, or as quickly as my high heels would allow. That is a trip I never want to take again.