Diary of a Hogwarts Dork

written by Sage Wildwoods

When Naomi gets into Hogwarts and steps inside the magical building, It's a minefield. One wrong step and it blows up in your face. P.S. will try to update regularly

Last Updated

03/17/22

Chapters

3

Reads

601

Second Day

Chapter 3

(I got rid of the Bolding problem)


 


9/3/48 5:46


All my classes/classmates can jump off a cliff into....into.....a bunch of...PILLOWS(don't want them to get hurt) far away from me! Why? Because they're will always be that one kid that ruins all of your classes. For me, It's four kids. And they're in almost all of my classes. AND I ONLY KNOW HALF OF THEIR NAMES! 1. Kasey Linderschnat. I know her name cuz as soon as she entered the room, She annouced her name and a bunch of girls made her a humn throne for like 5 seconds before tumbling over. Popular. Loud. Wears way too much makeup for own good. Royalty? Connections: Asked If I wanted to beher human foot stool. Sits at my table in charms and Herbology 2.Sam Weasly. Total prankster. Loud. Iriitating. Doesn't do anything. Loud. He's also my potions partner. The world hates me! 3.Chatterbox girl. Won't stop talking. Cries too much. Loud. Always gets realllllly personal about herself and you. All teachers had to magicaly shut her mouth. Connections: Sit near in Astronomy, DADA, and Transfiguration. 4.Says I'm too short guy. Clumsy. Bad with magic that It effects others. Bumps into me EVERYWHERE. Chatty girl and Kasey talk about him so much! Sat on me on accident...TWICE! Connections: We spot each other in Flying. So far my favorite classes are History of magic, DADA, Flying, Potions, and Charms. Besides my irritating clasmates, my Astrology teacher is out to get me! Professor Valcrom. She gave me the worst desk, slapped my hand with a ruler, Points all questions on me, (got them all right 8D), and gave me a warning for all the trouble! I wasen't doing anything! On a different topic, my dorm is nice! It's pretty, have nice people and the bed is soft. Better than my last room.GTG --Naomi

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