Diary of a Hogwarts Dork

written by Sage Wildwoods

When Naomi gets into Hogwarts and steps inside the magical building, It's a minefield. One wrong step and it blows up in your face. P.S. will try to update regularly

Last Updated

03/17/22

Chapters

3

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601

First Day Cont.

Chapter 2

I'm now in my dorm, all of my classes are done, so I shoud probably recap my classes. So, the redhead. He's doing his stupid dance and teacher's outside classroom. You can hear the clink of her high heels. Finally the kid stops paying attention to his stupid dance and hears them too. In a panic, he proceeds to hide under the teacher's desk while knocking over a pencil container. Nice job, buddy. The teacher walks in with a smile, oblivious to the living child under her desk. "Hello class, I'm Ms. Huckleberry and welcome to Hogwarts. This is Wc. After I take attendance, I will guide you through your Hogwarts Journey in this class." She sounds so fake. Like she's had to repeat this mulitiple times, just to make herself sound that cheery. She then waves her wand in a particular way, muttering some words under her breath. Suddenly some old timey scroll just poofs into her hand. She looks over it and then says "Does anyone know where Sam Weasley is? He's the only one absent." I roll my eyes. Don't worry teach, He's here, just under your desh here. She proceeds to walk over to her desk to sit down. The redhead must of hit his head on the desk or something because the desk makes a loud bang. Ms. Huckleberry frowns.  With a wave of her wand, the desk is up in the air and so is Sam. She crosses her arms. "I'm guessing you are Sam Weasley?" "That would be me." Sam says. The teacher simply waves her wand and Sam goes flying across the room into his seat. "I'll pretend that never happened," She says, "Now Everyone please open your scrolls, In them is your Schedule for the rest of the year, Please take the time in this class to read them. You are now officialy First Years. Now as much as I would LOVE to read your class sceduale and rules to you, I have to go get medical supplies for a plant." She then proceeds to walk out of the classroom and leave us to read our schedules.  I'm not going to bore you with the reading, just know that I read the rules, read my schedule and two kids ran in the supply closet to make out with each other. Ew. Now all I have to do is do the  sorting hat Ceremony at 12:OO and then have lunch with my house after it. Then I can go to my dorm and chill. Perfect plan for the day. Now I just have to navigate this humongous school and get to the lunch room. Great. Just great. I quick look at the map that I was given, so I quick take a sharp right, and walk straight down the stairs and the door to the right. Open the door...and I'm in the nurse's office. WRONG WAY! Gosh darn it!


                                                       Several minutes later


I'm finally at the Cafeteria . Oh gosh, that took way too long. This place is the Cafeteria, right. I mean the woman in front of the door said this was it, but this place looks....Different. There are four flags in the corners in the room with so many people under them. Then there's a sign that says "first years go here" and points to a large group of kids huddled in a circle. In the middle of the circle is a large gray cylinder with tiny steps leading up to the top whete there's a stool and a woman holding a hat. HOW ON EARTH IS THIS PLACE CALLED A CAFETERIA!? THIS IS A PLACE WHERE CULTS HAPPEN! But you know what, I'm just going with the flow and go into what looks like a sacrifice circle. Yay. All of a sudden there's a clinking noise. Everyone proceeds to look up, so it's time to go with the flow and look up too. The woman holding the hat is now holding a glass and the hat is resting on the stool. "Hello everyone, I am Headmaster Mcgonagall, Now that the whole formal things over with, Let's sort out these new students." ( I don't know why on earth this changed to bold. Sorry) The glass in her hand transfroms to a microphone. Everyone gasps. She blushes and says"Come on guys, you didn't think I didn't pick up on transfiguration from my mother, did you?" She waves her wand and a scroll appears out of thin air. She starts reading from it. I start to zone out because nothing is happening that could effect me. That was true until I hear "Naomi Feathercourt!" Ok, here I go. I start to walk all the way up the gray cylander until I get to the top with the Mcgonagall lady. She instructs me to sit on the stool and then proceed to put a hat with a face on my head. Yay. I hear a loud voice in my head. "Hey kid, What do you want to be?" I think "Is it that Easy?" The hat responds with "I'm an unpaid talking hat, I'm tired and want to go get some butterbeer later. What do you think?" Ok. "well, what do you think Is good for me?" "Listen, According to your brain, You'd make a good Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw. Pick one. I don't care. Remeber, Butterbeer is right now my top priority." I panic. This is the hat's job, not mine! "PICK FOR ME, FOR GOODNESS SAKE!" I thought/scream. "ok, Ummmm Eeny, meeny, miny," Then screams out to the whole crowd "RAVENCLAW!" A loud cheer from the bluer part of crowd. I am grabbed into the crowd after running down the stairs. This just happened. Ok. Nothing much happened after that. Got thrown into the sea of ravenclaws. Went to dorm. Avoided all human interaction. And everyone tells me Hogwarts is fun. -Naomi

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