For the love of gum

written by Scarlet.G.Malfoy

hi there my name is misty and i've got a serious problem im addicted to gum but im no odernary person no i have to be a witch as well as a fricking gumaholic and my life is about to get a whole lot crappier voldermort is back meaning i've got to help the wizarding world fight back so sit back put your seat belt on keep your hands and feet and any other body parts inside the cart at all times and enjoiy this mad cap roller coaster ride. you strapped in yet ? good. lets get started

Last Updated

01/16/22

Chapters

2

Reads

466

chapter 1

Chapter 1


Hi my name is Misty and I’ve got a serious problem. I love gum and you're probably thinking ‘so you love gum so what a lot of people love gum, you're nothing special’ well my very rude friend it's not a normal gum love no my problem is worse I have  an addiction. Dun Dun Duh(might not actually be the right time for that, oh well). Yes I said it, I have an addiction to gum, the weirdest food in the world. So you guys are like ‘So who is this weirdo who wrote about her addiction to gum’ well my intent readers I’m Misty Slink and before you ask ‘who in their right mind would call there child Misty and what is with that surname it's ridiculous’ well my parents weren't in there right mind they were obsessed with witches like it was halloween everyday decorations and changing their names and what they wore to look like what they thought witches and wizards wore obsessed. Of course they were wrong, and I know what a witch looks like since I am one (maybe now is the right time for a dun dun duh, well to late now) yes i'm a witch and before you ask one more insensitive question asking am i green and ugly no i am not. I happen to be a latin american with chestnut brown hair with dark brown eyes that have a gold rim. I am 12 years old and am 5’7 which means I will probably stop growing soon. So now you know who I am, we can now move on to something more important: my addiction…

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