Movie script from a plot generator:

INT. SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE - AFTERNOON

Brave swordsman MR HARRY JAMES POTTER is arguing with caring navigator MR SEVERUS SNAPE. HARRY JAMES tries to hug SEVERUS but he shakes him off.

HARRY JAMES

Please Severus, don't leave me.

SEVERUS

I'm sorry Harry James, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.

HARRY JAMES

I am such a person!

SEVERUS frowns.

SEVERUS

I'm sorry, Harry James. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.

SEVERUS leaves.

HARRY JAMES sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, fierce shopkeeper MR RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY barges in looking flustered.

HARRY JAMES

Goodness, Ronald Bilius! Is everything okay?

RONALD BILIUS

I'm afraid not.

HARRY JAMES

What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...

RONALD BILIUS

It's ... a vampire ... I saw an evil vampire rob a bunch of elderly gents!

HARRY JAMES

Defenseless elderly gents?

RONALD BILIUS

Yes, defenseless elderly gents!

HARRY JAMES

Bloomin' cheese, Ronald Bilius! We've got to do something.

RONALD BILIUS

I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.

HARRY JAMES

You can start by telling me where this happened.

RONALD BILIUS

I was...

RONALD BILIUS fans himself and begins to wheeze.

HARRY JAMES

Focus Ronald Bilius, focus! Where did it happen?

RONALD BILIUS

Chippewa Square, Savannah! That's right - Chippewa Square, Savannah!

HARRY JAMES springs up and begins to run.

EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

HARRY JAMES rushes along the street, followed by RONALD BILIUS. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

EXT. CHIPPEWA SQUARE, SAVANNAH - SHORTLY AFTER

VOLDE MORT a thoughtless vampire terrorises two elderly gents.

HARRY JAMES, closely followed by RONALD BILIUS, rushes towards VOLDE, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

RONALD BILIUS

What is is? What's the matter?

HARRY JAMES

That's not just any old vampire, that's Volde Mort!

RONALD BILIUS

Who's Volde Mort?

HARRY JAMES

Who's Volde Mort? Who's Volde Mort? Only the most thoughtless vampire in the universe!

RONALD BILIUS

Blinkin' knickers, Harry James! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most thoughtless vampire in the universe!

HARRY JAMES

You can say that again.

RONALD BILIUS

Blinkin' knickers, Harry James! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most thoughtless vampire in the universe!

HARRY JAMES

I'm going to need swords, lots of swords.

Volde turns and sees Harry James and Ronald Bilius. He grins an evil grin.

VOLDE

Harry James Potter, we meet again.

RONALD BILIUS

You've met?

HARRY JAMES

Yes. It was a long, long time ago...

EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME

A young HARRY JAMES is sitting in a park listening to some orchestral music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

He looks up and sees VOLDE. He takes off his headphones.

VOLDE

Would you like some wine gums?

HARRY JAMES's eyes light up, but then he studies VOLDE more closely, and looks uneasy.

HARRY JAMES

I don't know, you look kind of thoughtless.

VOLDE

Me? No. I'm not thoughtless. I'm the least thoughtless vampire in the world.

HARRY JAMES

Wait, you're a vampire?

HARRY JAMES runs away, screaming.

EXT. CHIPPEWA SQUARE, SAVANNAH - PRESENT DAY

VOLDE

You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.

RONALD BILIUS

(To HARRY JAMES) You ran away?

HARRY JAMES

(To RONALD BILIUS) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?

HARRY JAMES turns to VOLDE.

HARRY JAMES

I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!

HARRY JAMES runs away.

He turns back and shouts.

HARRY JAMES

I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with swords.

VOLDE

I'm not scared of you.

HARRY JAMES

You should be.

INT. A SWEET SHOP - LATER THAT DAY

HARRY JAMES and RONALD BILIUS walk around searching for something.

HARRY JAMES

I feel sure I left my swords somewhere around here.

RONALD BILIUS

Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly swords.

HARRY JAMES

You know nothing Ronald Bilius Weasley.

RONALD BILIUS

We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.

Suddenly, VOLDE appears, holding a pair of swords.

VOLDE

Looking for something?

RONALD BILIUS

Crikey, Harry James, he's got your swords.

HARRY JAMES

Tell me something I don't already know!

RONALD BILIUS

The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.

HARRY JAMES

I know that already!

RONALD BILIUS

I like the smell of burnt rice.

VOLDE

(appalled) Dude!

While VOLDE is looking at RONALD BILIUS with disgust, HARRY JAMES lunges forward and grabs his deadly swords. He wields them, triumphantly.

HARRY JAMES

Prepare to die, you thoughtless potato!

VOLDE

No please! All I did was rob a bunch of elderly gents!

SEVERUS enters, unseen by any of the others.

HARRY JAMES

I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those elderly gents were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Harry James Potter defender of innocent elderly gents.

VOLDE

Don't hurt me! Please!

HARRY JAMES

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these swords on you right away!

VOLDE

Because Harry James, I am your father.

HARRY JAMES looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.

HARRY JAMES

No you're not!

VOLDE

Ah well, it had to be worth a try.

VOLDE tries to grab the swords but HARRY JAMES dodges out of the way.

HARRY JAMES

Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?

Unexpectedly, VOLDE slumps to the ground.

RONALD BILIUS

Did he just faint?

HARRY JAMES

I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly swords.

HARRY JAMES crouches over VOLDE's body.

RONALD BILIUS

Be careful, Harry James. It could be a trick.

HARRY JAMES

No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Volde Mort is dead!

HARRY JAMES

What?

HARRY JAMES

Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.

RONALD BILIUS claps his hands.

RONALD BILIUS

So your swords did save the day, after all.

SEVERUS steps forward.

SEVERUS

Is it true? Did you kill the thoughtless vampire?

HARRY JAMES

Severus how long have you been...?

SEVERUS puts his arm around HARRY JAMES.

SEVERUS

Long enough.

HARRY JAMES

Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Volde Mort.

SEVERUS

Then the elderly gents are safe?

HARRY JAMES

It does seem that way!

A crowd of vulnerable elderly gents enter, looking relived.

SEVERUS

You are their hero.

The elderly gents bow to HARRY JAMES.

HARRY JAMES

There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Volde Mort will never rob elderly gents ever again, is enough for me.

SEVERUS

You are humble as well as brave!

One of the elderly gents passes HARRY JAMES a gold talisman

SEVERUS

I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.

HARRY JAMES

I couldn't possibly.

Pause.

HARRY JAMES

Well, if you insist.

HARRY JAMES takes the talisman.

HARRY JAMES

Thank you.

The elderly gents bow their heads once more, and leave.

HARRY JAMES turns to SEVERUS.

HARRY JAMES

Does this mean you want me back?

SEVERUS

Oh, Harry James, of course I want you back!

HARRY JAMES smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.

HARRY JAMES

Well you can't have me.

SEVERUS

WHAT?

HARRY JAMES

You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a vampire to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.

SEVERUS

But...

HARRY JAMES

Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Ronald Bilius.

RONALD BILIUS grins.

SEVERUS

But...

RONALD BILIUS

You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!

SEVERUS

Harry James?

HARRY JAMES

I'm sorry Severus, but I think you should skidaddle.

SEVERUS leaves.

RONALD BILIUS turns to HARRY JAMES.

RONALD BILIUS

Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?

HARRY JAMES

Of course you are!

The two walk off arm in arm.

Suddenly RONALD BILIUS stops.

RONALD BILIUS

When I said I like the smell of burnt rice, you know I was just trying to distract the vampire don't you?

THE END

Part 2 (Made by me this time. Also I made up Blaise’s middle name. Also this is theater play script now instead of movie.)

HARRY JAMES is at his house with DRACO LUCIUS, RONALD BILIUS, BLAISE HYPERIUS, and some kids.

KAIRON HARRY

I won’t! I won’t put slime in his shoe!

LUCIUS ARTHUR

C’mon, it’s a dare Kai!

ALBUS BLAISE

Oh, stop it you two.

DRACO RONALD

You wanted to put slime in my shoe?

LUCIUS ARTHUR

Er…no?...

KAIRON HARRY (shouting)
YES, YES HE DID!

(Pause.)

DRACO RONALD

You did?

LUCIUS ARTHUR

Fine. No use pretending. Yes. I did.

DRACO RONALD

Dad! He wanted to make Kai put slime in my shoes!

HARRY JAMES

(sigh) I knew he would do that.

KAIRON HARRY

He - wanted to make - me do it.

ALBUS BLAISE

And he told me the plan. I can tell it to you.

DRACO RONALD

Yeah. Tell me now.

ALBUS BLAISE tells DRACO RONALD the plan of LUCIUS ARTHUR.

ALBUS BLAISE

-so he decided to make Kai do it, since Kai’s very good at hiding and escaping and stuff. He didn’t realize Kai didn’t want to do it. Well that’s it.

DRACO RONALD (whispering)

Alright. Spy on him for me won’t you?

ALBUS BLAISE (whispering)

Sure. In return for painted rocks. To complete my collection. And new cloaks.

DRACO RONALD

Alright.

LUCIUS ARTHUR

Oi, what are you whispering about?

DRACO RONALD

Nothing.

LUCIUS ARTHUR

Well then c’mon! Let’s get into Kai’s room!

KAIRON HARRY

I don’t see why not.

Kairon, Lucius, Albus and Draco have walked to Kairon’s room.

ALBUS

Hmm…I think I’m going to get started on some plans to invade that secret hideout of that Wulfric Snape.

LUCIUS

Alright. I’ll prepare some Dungbombs.

DRACO

I’ll get started on the arrows.

KAIRON

I think I’ll make some swords.

They get to work.

ALBUS (scribbling maps and notes)

Lu?

LUCIUS (putting dirty soil into flimsy plastic spheres)

Yes?

ALBUS

What’s the emergency plan again when- (he corrects himself mid-sentence.)  -if we get caught?

LUCIUS

Fling Dungbombs and shoot some arrows to distract them. Then escape through window.

ALBUS (writing what he’s saying on the paper)
Right. Distraction: Fling Dungbombs. Shoot arrows. Escapeway: Window.

LUCIUS
Ex - actly. I’m done with the Dungbombs. Exactly 37 bombs. And a half.

DRACO

How in the flipping cheese is there a half-Dungbomb?

LUCIUS

Dunno. Granger told me there could be a half-Dungbomb.

DRACO

Granger? William Granger? Never thought he’d think impossibilities were possible.

LUCIUS

Well if he says it, it’s possible. I mean, he’s like the smartest-

DRACO

Alright, alright, shush now. I’m done with the arrows. Kai, do you have the bag?

KAIRON

Yep. And the swords.