Funny Chats W/ Friends Pt.1 (Will be Updated)

written by RK

Just a bunch of funny real life chats. Me and my friends like to be crazy. Enjoy!

Last Updated

10/14/21

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1

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#1 - Blackmailed

Chapter 1

I'm ʀӄ and the color of light green and Jason is well Jason lmao and a light pink. Sorry if you have trouble seeing this one.


 


Hoi


Jason Cohen


Hey, Rach


ʀӄ


So how's everything?


ʀӄ


With um... Lyra~


Jason Cohen


Ugh. Don't start


ʀӄ


Hm? Y?


Jason Cohen


Well...


Jason Cohen


I want a favor


ʀӄ


What favor *blinks politely*


Jason Cohen


I want to ask Lyra to Homecoming and I'm not sure how.


ʀӄ


What do you want me to do?


ʀӄ


I already got asked


Jason Cohen


Well...Can you get some tickets?


ʀӄ


...


Jason Cohen


I know It's a big favor to ask but... can you do it for Lyra and me?


ʀӄ


...


ʀӄ


um


ʀӄ


Wow


ʀӄ


That IS a big favor


Jason Cohen


Yeah. And can you help?


ʀӄ


I can try but idk if my parents will get more rickets


ʀӄ


Maybe I can ... steal tickets?! >:)


Jason Cohen


No no no!


Jason Cohen


No stealing!


ʀӄ


Oh I'm just jkinh


ʀӄ


*joking


ʀӄ


Chill


ʀӄ


I have at least 20 dollars so maybe I can personally buy some?


Jason Cohen


Yes! That's it!


Jason Cohen


Can you do that for me?


ʀӄ


HMMMM


ʀӄ


HmHmHmHm


ʀӄ


I'm not sure... :P


Jason Cohen


Rachel!


Jason Cohen


Please!


ʀӄ


ok ok chile


ʀӄ


I have never seen a guy beg to me so...sure


Jason Cohen


Yes thank you!


ʀӄ


How many?


Jason Cohen


You're joking, right?


Jason Cohen


2 tickets


Jason Cohen


me and Lyra


ʀӄ


;-;


ʀӄ


sorry sorry!


ʀӄ


UMM


ʀӄ


Sure


ʀӄ


how many does two cost? :<


ʀӄ


HOLY SH-


Jason Cohen


What?!


ʀӄ


They cost 25-30 dollars


ʀӄ


Who the heck has that much money to spent on crappy tickets


Jason Cohen


Rachel...


ʀӄ


No, seriously. They should make you pay like 5 dollars per person not freaking 20-30 DOLLARS! That's absolutely absurd. :P


ʀӄ


It's just a god dang school


ʀӄ


I don’t wanna pay that much!!!! AGHHHH *internally screaming*


Jason Cohen


Wow


Jason Cohen


What species r u?


Jason Cohen


an obnoxious idiot?


ʀӄ


EXCUSE ME?


ʀӄ


SHUT UP NARUTO LOVING FREAK


ʀӄ


LIKE WHAT GUY LIKES ANIME? LMAO


Jason Cohen


...


ʀӄ


YEAH. EXACTLY. DON"T SAY A THING, JASON MARCEL COHEN. OR I WILL CALL UP THAT MOTHER OF YOURS AND TELL HER YOU LIKE A MAGICAL ANIME FOR GIRL'S!!


Jason Cohen


uh what?


Jason Cohen


That's not true and you know it


ʀӄ


Hm?


ʀӄ


Do I?


ʀӄ


Jason Cohen


Don't you DARE blackmail me!


ʀӄ


Blackmail?


ʀӄ


What a dark word?


ʀӄ


And how could sweet Rachel do such a thing ^v^







 


 

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