Harry Potter Facebook Chats and Conversations

written by Kayley Seah

I'll try to make this as funny as possible. I hope you like it! Owl me to give me some feedback on how to improve it. Maybe some conversations you can suggest to me too! Thank you!

Last Updated

10/03/21

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Harry Potter Conversation #1

Chapter 1

The Marauder's Map


 


Harry: Hermione can y-


Hermione: WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?! I'M TRYING TO STUDY!!!!!!! SO SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!


Harry: *quickly says it cause he doesn't want to get hit by Hermione again* I need help.


Hermione: *did not hear Harry*


Ron: Hi guys.


Hermione: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTHS AND GIVE ME PEACE!!!!!!! *yells so loudly that the whole common room (or the school) can hear*


Harry: ...


Ron: ...


Harry: *whacks the Marauder's Map with his wand*


Ron: *shocked* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HARRY!!!!!! THAT THING IS PRICELESS!!!


Hermione: *glares at Ron*


Ron: *gulps*


Harry: *whispers to Ron* It won't go blank. That's why I asked Hermione for help but she just keeps screaming shut up.


*Ron and Harry walk away from Hermione into their domitory*


Ron: Let me try. *taps the map* Mischief managed


Map: *does not go blank*


Harry: See?


Ron: MISCHEIF MANAGED!!!!! 


Map: *still won't go blank*


Hermione: *shouts from the common room* IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP RONALD WEASLEY, I SWEAR THAT I WILL GO UP THERE AND SILENCE YOU UP MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Harry: I think she means it.


Ron: *panicking*


Ginny: *walks into their domitory I could hear you from the common room. Hermione is not in a good mood now so... yeah. You better not scream again. Why were you screaming 'Mischief managed' anyway? Can't you whisper?


Harry: Nope. It won't work either way. 


Ron: Even if I scream.


Ginny: Okay...


Fred: *enters the dormitory with George*


George: We heard you screaming little brother.


Fred: Rather loud too.


Ron: The map won't go blank.


Fred: *bites lip and trys not to laugh*


George: *trys to keep face innocent*


Ginny: ... Fred... George... Don't tell me...


Harry: What are you thinking Ginny?


Ron: Please tell me this isn't a prank.


Ginny: I think it is.


Harry *glares at the twins* SPILL!!!!!


Fred: We might have switched the real map...


George: With a fake one...


Fred: That we enchanted...


Harry: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU PUT MY DAD'S MAP THEN?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!


Fred: I think we should run now


George: Yep.


Harry: YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!!! 


Fred: *runs out of the room*


George: *follows Fred*


Harry: *chases them*


Ginny: Um...


Ron: This is gonna be fun!


Hermione: What just happened? I saw the twins getting chased by Harry.


Ginny: I'll tell you another time.


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I hoped you have enjoyed it so far. Honestly, I think this is not really that funny but it was all I could think of. Owl me to tell me what you think. Please don't expact any updates for this book for a while. Like I said in my 'Percy Jackson Facebook Chats and Conversations' book, I am very bad at thinking of things to wite.

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