Daily Interview
Chapter 1
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Today we are having an interview with the one...the only...MR. COTTON!
Q: Hello, Mr. Cotton. How are you today?
A: I’m doing just great, thank you.
Q: Ahem...so...are you going to address the issue?
A: Of course I am. I was getting to that. To every human and animal reading this, I have some bad news. All of you, I assume, know what the killer bunny from Minecraft is. Well, some idiot had a ‘genius’ idea to make some in real life.
Q: Did he succeed?
A: He did indeed. He created a male and a female. He built a safety cage around them, but...they had children...and every killer bunny escaped.
Q: How many?
A: They had 4 children. So, 6 killer bunnies are out in the wild.
Q: Thank you for doing this interview, Mr. Cotton. Back to you, Marco.
To everyone reading this - if you ever see a killer bunny out in the wild, call the police immediately and make sure they don’t escape. This is what they look like;
Q: Hello, Mr. Cotton. How are you today?
A: I’m doing just great, thank you.
Q: Ahem...so...are you going to address the issue?
A: Of course I am. I was getting to that. To every human and animal reading this, I have some bad news. All of you, I assume, know what the killer bunny from Minecraft is. Well, some idiot had a ‘genius’ idea to make some in real life.
Q: Did he succeed?
A: He did indeed. He created a male and a female. He built a safety cage around them, but...they had children...and every killer bunny escaped.
Q: How many?
A: They had 4 children. So, 6 killer bunnies are out in the wild.
Q: Thank you for doing this interview, Mr. Cotton. Back to you, Marco.
To everyone reading this - if you ever see a killer bunny out in the wild, call the police immediately and make sure they don’t escape. This is what they look like;
