The Sorting Hat So, Daniel... what house are you going to be in, GRYFFINDOR, SLYTHERIN, RAVENCLAW, or HUFFLEPUFF? Daniel Gallagher Gryffindor

The Sorting Hat Excellent! Gryffindor is where all the cool kids go

Harry Potter We're gonna be roomies Daniel!

Ron Weasley I call dibs on the top bunk! The Sorting Hat Look Daniel, I'm gonna be real with you, pick Gryffindor. Slytherin is for the bad guys, Ravenclaw is for nerds, and nobody knows what the f*#k a Hufflepuff is... The Sorting Hat Hey Draco, I DO WHAT I WANT!

Draco Malfoy My father will hear about this!

The Sorting Hat He's too busy getting treacle fudge and pumpkin lard for yo momma

Daniel Gallagher funny your father hear about everythingThe Sorting Hat Hmmm yes, time for segregation

Draco Malfoy You better not put Daniel in Slytherin... it's only for pure-bloods like me

Daniel Gallagher GRYFFINDOR

Prof. McGonagall Stop badgering the student's Severus! It's time for the Sorting Hat to put the First-Years into Houses

Prof. McGonagall Hurry up Daniel, you don't want to be late!

Daniel Gallagher no I don't

Neville Longbottom No, it's true! I'm gonna be hot!

Severus Snape Dafuq?

Severus Snape What kind of Dark Magic is this!? Ron Weasley Nice to meet you Daniel. My name is Ron, I'm a ginger

Harry Potter Nice to meet you Ron, I'm famous

Hermione Granger Hey, I'm Hermione. I'm gonna be super hot in a few years

Neville Longbottom I'm Neville, I'm gonna be super hot too!