Rubeus Hagrid Your mom seemed to like my 16 inch oak wood last night...

Draco Malfoy Gross! My father will hear about this!

Rubeus Hagrid Pretty sure he heard everything last night... Your mom was super loud :P

Draco Malfoy Whatever, I'm out of here. I don't want to be infected by Daniel's dirty mudblood

Ron Weasley Check out all this candy!

Harry Potter Nice! Can Daniel and I have some?

Ron Weasley OMG! HARRY POTTER!!!

Harry Potter hey, what's up?

Ron Weasley YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE, THE BOY WHO LIVED!

Harry Potter Daniel's alive too, and you're not freaking out about that...

Rubeus Hagrid Show Harry how to do it Daniel. RUN or STAY?

Daniel Gallagher run about 11 hours agoRubeus Hagrid F*#k it, I'm a giant. I'll just carrying you both through the wall

Rubeus Hagrid Alright, that was a quick trip to King's Cross...

Rubeus Hagrid Well, go get 'em... face first

Harry Potter where's the door?

Rubeus Hagrid It's called magic, noob... Harry Potter Hey Daniel, I'm glad I met you. I only know Hagrid... and he's been really weird ever since we left Gringotts

Rubeus Hagrid What are you talking about!? I'm not being weird... Can't a guy carry around a secret package and not get hassled... Rubeus Hagrid I'm here with a student, picking up some last minute supplies and a "super secret" package ;P

Rubeus Hagrid Gotta keep it fresh for the first day of school!

Harry Potter What's in the package?

Rubeus Hagrid Dude, it's a secret. But I CAN tell you that it's definitely NOT a magic STONE of any kind... Rubeus Hagrid Don't worry about him, Daniel. He's just mad that his parents make him bleach his hair blonde