Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him?

The doctor described his condition as stable.

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Q: What did the horse say when it fell?

A: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

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Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?

A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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A horse sits down in a movie theater and the woman next to him asks, “Excuse me… are you a horse?”

“Why yes, I am,” replies the horse.

“What are you doing at this movie?”

The horse says, “I really liked the book.”