Random junk mixed together #1
written by Buffykamikaze
Includes riddles, and advice column, reviews, and a weekly code.
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
5
Reads
385
Riddles/jokes (Q)
Chapter 1
Riddles:
1. A man throws a ball. It turns around and lands pack in his hand. The ball did not hit any solid object, nor was it attached to any string or material, nor was it affected in any way by magic. How is this possible?
2. Why did the rooster cross the road?
3. Why did the kitten cross the road?
4. Why did the horse cross the road?
5. Why did the farmer cross the road?
Jokes:
1. Two boys were walking when they found a ravine. Being boys, they decided to throw something into it to see how deep it was. So they grabbed a nearby log and threw it in. Just then, a goat came running up and jumped down. A few minutes later, a farmer came up in asked, "Have you seen my goat?" One of the boys said, "One just ran up and jumped into the ravine," but the farmer shook her head. "That couldn't have been my goat. My goat was tied to a log!"
2. Three children were messing around the lion cage. The zookeeper asked them what they were doing. The girl said, "I'm Zelda, and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lion." The first boy said, "I'm Harry, and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lion." The second boy said, "I'm Peanuts."
3. 5 kids went to the candy store. The first one said, "Can I have 15 jelly beans?" The Candyman went and got out the ladder, for the jelly beans were on the top shelf, got the jelly beans, put the ladder back, and asked the second kid what she wanted. She said, "Can I have 15 jelly beans?" so the Candyman got her her jelly beans, put the ladder back, and asked the next kids what they wanted. They both asked for 15 jelly beans. By now, the Candyman's back was sore, so he asked the last kid before he put the ladder back, "Do you want 15 jelly beans?" The kid said, "No." So the Candyman put the ladder back. "What do you want?" he asked. "Can I have 10 jelly beans?" the kid asked.
1. A man throws a ball. It turns around and lands pack in his hand. The ball did not hit any solid object, nor was it attached to any string or material, nor was it affected in any way by magic. How is this possible?
2. Why did the rooster cross the road?
3. Why did the kitten cross the road?
4. Why did the horse cross the road?
5. Why did the farmer cross the road?
Jokes:
1. Two boys were walking when they found a ravine. Being boys, they decided to throw something into it to see how deep it was. So they grabbed a nearby log and threw it in. Just then, a goat came running up and jumped down. A few minutes later, a farmer came up in asked, "Have you seen my goat?" One of the boys said, "One just ran up and jumped into the ravine," but the farmer shook her head. "That couldn't have been my goat. My goat was tied to a log!"
2. Three children were messing around the lion cage. The zookeeper asked them what they were doing. The girl said, "I'm Zelda, and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lion." The first boy said, "I'm Harry, and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lion." The second boy said, "I'm Peanuts."
3. 5 kids went to the candy store. The first one said, "Can I have 15 jelly beans?" The Candyman went and got out the ladder, for the jelly beans were on the top shelf, got the jelly beans, put the ladder back, and asked the second kid what she wanted. She said, "Can I have 15 jelly beans?" so the Candyman got her her jelly beans, put the ladder back, and asked the next kids what they wanted. They both asked for 15 jelly beans. By now, the Candyman's back was sore, so he asked the last kid before he put the ladder back, "Do you want 15 jelly beans?" The kid said, "No." So the Candyman put the ladder back. "What do you want?" he asked. "Can I have 10 jelly beans?" the kid asked.
