Harry Potter Quotes with a twist

Harry Potter quotes that I've changed to reflect conversations with fellow Potter-heads in real life. They're all clean, and very funny.

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05/31/21

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Chapter 1

Chapter 1
*To someone who dislikes or says they will never read Harry Potter*: "You're the unlucky one. And you'll never know Hogwarts, or Dumbledore. And I feel sorry for you."

"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times. If only, one remembers to read Harry Potter."

"When in doubt, go to Harry Potter."

"It does not do to dwell on other things and forget to read Harry Potter."

"Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to go watch something sensible, like Harry Potter."

"To the well organized mind, Fantastic Beasts is but the next great adventure."

"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to Harry Potter-hating Muggles, but even more to our fellow Witches and Wizards."

"I'll be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending I'm at Hogwarts."

"Lord of the Rings is a fickle friend. Harry Potter is as Harry Potter does. Remember that."

"Honestly, am I the only person who bothered to read Harry Potter and the Cursed Child?"

"Don't let the Muggles get you down."

"You think the characters you love never really existed? You can always find them in here."

"It matters not what someone's House is but what they grow to be."

"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open to Hogwarts."

"Harry Potter Books beyond measure is our greatest treasure."

"After all this time, you've still read Harry Potter? Always."

"I've always wanted to read Harry Potter!"


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