A Day In The Life Of A Potato
This book follows Mr. Potato. He's a magical potato who can perform potato magic. Very good for people interested in Potato Magic :D
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
2
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2,185
Morning Rush
Chapter 2
7:00 am- Mr. Potato wakes up and goes down his stairs.
7:05 am- Mr. Potato feeds his marshmallow pet, Whatevernameworksforyou. Magical Marshmallow's diets consist of magical Fruit Loops. Because everybody loves Fruit Loops.
7:15 am- Whatevernameworksforyou "mysteriously disappears" inside his food bowl.
A Millennium Later...
Year: 5321 7:16 am- Mrs. Potato, Mr. Potato's husband wakes up (Yes, it took a millennium to wake up.) and starts complaining how she can never make toast because when she says "WHATEVERSPELLTURNSBREADICUS TOTOASTIREALLYDON'TKNOWICUS" her bread is never toasted.
7:20 am- Mrs. Potato makes bacon, but has Ican'tcontrolmyselfaroundbaconidus so she ate it all. And her house is made of bacon so...
8:00 am- Mr. Potato arrives at his boring job at Boring Inc. manufacturing Cornelius Fudge's Lucky Charms supply. It's little known the Fudge is addicted to Lucky Charms and enslaves the potato race to work for him. Spectate away.
