I DONT KNOW ANYMORE HELP I THINK I LOST MY MIND lol :P
written by Ariana Malfoy
IDK i found some of my old documents from when i was in 3 - 6 grade. IDK i got bored so thought it could be a funny thing to publish this book :P BTW yes there will prob be lots of spelling errors but if you look to see what grade the story it was written in then you will prob understand. Another not is that i have been listening to "Fuck this shit I'm out (mhm) Fuck this shit I'm out (No thanks) Don't mind me I'ma just grab my stuff and leave Excuse me please" to these lyrics on full blast for an 1hour. I think i lost my mind in quarantine :P
Last Updated
05/31/21
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Chapter 4: 5th Grade - Prank and Punishment
Chapter 4
The Prank and Punishment
It was a dark and stormy night inside and out. 12:00pm
Tap,tap,tap. That's what I had been listening to for the past three hours. To make matters worse, it was a really bad hurricane outside and I hate, hate, hate storms. So in the middle of the night, no power and listening to tap, tap, tapping of something on the other side of the wall for a hour was starting to get on my nerves. That's when all three dogs came walking in and just jumped on my bed and fell asleep.
And having a chiwawa licking your face at two in the morning is not my idea of weekends I want some peace and quiet when i’m sleeping in the morning and not waking up to find a dog sitting right were your alarm clock should be. That's when I heard it. I jumped out of bed, marched to Mal’s room and yelled “Stop that tapping!” I yelled.
“What?” she asked grogley “Why are you yelling at me at 2:00 in the morning?” my sister yelled at me
“Hmm, let me think... well, first you were tapping on the wall for past three hours, and second you let the dogs in my room, and you know that they are not allowed upstairs!,“and they were on my bed and oliver started to lick my face!”
“Calm down and stop screaming, or mom and dad will hear,” My sister replied.
I didn't care. I was really mad, but all of a sudden, we heard the sound of an angry bull mixed with“shuffle, shuffle, click,” when we heard the sound of the hallway light turn on “ oh no” we waited for the worst to happen.
“ Hi! What are you doing Ariana How come you didn’t tell me you and Malena were playing a game?” our four year old cousin melody asked us. We were so busted. How could we our four year old cousin that we had been fight over a very “silly” prank. How could we know she would not wake up our parents to tell them we were fighting at now five in the morning. The reason we could also not tell her is because she would tell our parents and the whole united states.
Then I thought of something. She always wants to watch t.v in the morning or us my computer. So I said “ hey why don't you go sit on the coach and you can use my computer.”
“Ok thanks”
~
“I can't believe you two are arguing about a silly little prank. Even though the dogs were in your room that doesn't mean you have to get over reacted that oliver licked your face. And that doesn't mean you go into your sisters room and yell at her.” mom said in a stern voice.“ Bye the way why did you let melody us the computer? You know she’s not aloud to use it in the morning. So is that's why she is very wide a wake?’’
Well that's not the way I wanted the morning to go then Malena had the nerve to ask my parents for pancakes! That is when the punishment was released “ really after what your guys did this morning you really have the nerve to ask me for pancakes! Ariana your computer is gone for the hole trip in Florida and Malena you lose your phone for a hour.” Mom said.
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Tap, tap, tap “not again” “bark,bark,bark,bark” then i heard shuffling outside “knock knock” “hmm come in”
It was my sister she came walking in she looked worried and when she said this I knew something was wrong “ did you hear the tapping? Because I’m not making it” “yes I have and iI think I know who is doing it she is the other room” “what melody is doing it” she said in shock “yep I realized after you went back to sleep the tapping was still going on and when melody came in while you and me were talking the tapping stopped!”
It was a dark and stormy night inside and out. 12:00pm
Tap,tap,tap. That's what I had been listening to for the past three hours. To make matters worse, it was a really bad hurricane outside and I hate, hate, hate storms. So in the middle of the night, no power and listening to tap, tap, tapping of something on the other side of the wall for a hour was starting to get on my nerves. That's when all three dogs came walking in and just jumped on my bed and fell asleep.
And having a chiwawa licking your face at two in the morning is not my idea of weekends I want some peace and quiet when i’m sleeping in the morning and not waking up to find a dog sitting right were your alarm clock should be. That's when I heard it. I jumped out of bed, marched to Mal’s room and yelled “Stop that tapping!” I yelled.
“What?” she asked grogley “Why are you yelling at me at 2:00 in the morning?” my sister yelled at me
“Hmm, let me think... well, first you were tapping on the wall for past three hours, and second you let the dogs in my room, and you know that they are not allowed upstairs!,“and they were on my bed and oliver started to lick my face!”
“Calm down and stop screaming, or mom and dad will hear,” My sister replied.
I didn't care. I was really mad, but all of a sudden, we heard the sound of an angry bull mixed with“shuffle, shuffle, click,” when we heard the sound of the hallway light turn on “ oh no” we waited for the worst to happen.
“ Hi! What are you doing Ariana How come you didn’t tell me you and Malena were playing a game?” our four year old cousin melody asked us. We were so busted. How could we our four year old cousin that we had been fight over a very “silly” prank. How could we know she would not wake up our parents to tell them we were fighting at now five in the morning. The reason we could also not tell her is because she would tell our parents and the whole united states.
Then I thought of something. She always wants to watch t.v in the morning or us my computer. So I said “ hey why don't you go sit on the coach and you can use my computer.”
“Ok thanks”
~
“I can't believe you two are arguing about a silly little prank. Even though the dogs were in your room that doesn't mean you have to get over reacted that oliver licked your face. And that doesn't mean you go into your sisters room and yell at her.” mom said in a stern voice.“ Bye the way why did you let melody us the computer? You know she’s not aloud to use it in the morning. So is that's why she is very wide a wake?’’
Well that's not the way I wanted the morning to go then Malena had the nerve to ask my parents for pancakes! That is when the punishment was released “ really after what your guys did this morning you really have the nerve to ask me for pancakes! Ariana your computer is gone for the hole trip in Florida and Malena you lose your phone for a hour.” Mom said.
{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}
Tap, tap, tap “not again” “bark,bark,bark,bark” then i heard shuffling outside “knock knock” “hmm come in”
It was my sister she came walking in she looked worried and when she said this I knew something was wrong “ did you hear the tapping? Because I’m not making it” “yes I have and iI think I know who is doing it she is the other room” “what melody is doing it” she said in shock “yep I realized after you went back to sleep the tapping was still going on and when melody came in while you and me were talking the tapping stopped!”
