I DONT KNOW ANYMORE HELP I THINK I LOST MY MIND lol :P
written by Ariana Malfoy
IDK i found some of my old documents from when i was in 3 - 6 grade. IDK i got bored so thought it could be a funny thing to publish this book :P BTW yes there will prob be lots of spelling errors but if you look to see what grade the story it was written in then you will prob understand. Another not is that i have been listening to "Fuck this shit I'm out (mhm) Fuck this shit I'm out (No thanks) Don't mind me I'ma just grab my stuff and leave Excuse me please" to these lyrics on full blast for an 1hour. I think i lost my mind in quarantine :P
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
13
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636
Chapter 1: 6th Grade LA story redo
Chapter 1
So apparently this was supposed to be a story redo but turns out me and my one friend got bored and didn't do that:
Friend: We are NOT sharing a dorm with Karter, no way! He’s ugly and I’m not allowing you to date him. He’s going into a separate dorm PERIOD.
Me: If he goes to college i’m going to find out and then apply at that same college
Friend: You’re not sharing a dorm with him I don’t want mini uglies running around.
Me: Girl i’m not going to have sex with him. heck that's barf worthy just like dating wyatt was barf werther
Friend: Well still, I’m never EVER going to let you share a dorm with Karter. How do you even like him? He's ugly as hecc.
Me: Says the girl who dated blake
Friend: Shut up, it was out of petty. I don’t even like him, we're not friends.
Me: I like karter i’ve waited for ever for him
Friend: He’s ugly, honestly I don’t know what you see in him. I will never let you near my date. At Least Diego and
Swipper is cuter than Karter. His hair literally looks like he put a MOP on his head and called it hair. It’s true, honestly people don’t like Karter for a reason. How do you even like him, I don’t know what you see in him sadly.
Me: He’s so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friend: He’s NOT cute, he's so ugly. The first time I saw him I honestly thought of this deformed rat from a tv show. I’m honestly thinking of the scariest rat you’ve ever seen. He looks so honestly ugly I can’t even put into words how ugly he is.
Me: But what if i said i’m inviting him to my birthday
Friend: NO YOU’RE NOT DON’T EVEN FINISH THAT SENTENCE ARIANA SWITCH!!
Me: *nervous laughter* kinda already did
Friend: YOU’RE NOT INVITING HIM! ARIANA YOU DUMBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYB I CAN’T WITH YOU YOUR- UGHHGHTIUHGUHUGIHIUTHOIGUHWei;jns.kfjna
Me: Also invited my ex wyatt.
Friend: NO YOU DID NOT HOW INSANE ARE YOU!
Me: What i kinda owe wyatt so …
Friend: JESUS CHRIST ARIANA I AM CRYING INSIDE FOR YOU! NO YOU DON’T!
Me: KARTER KARTER KARTERKARTER KARTER KARTERKARTER
Friend: I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU LIKE HIM! HE’S NASTY AND UGLY! I’m starting to doubt your taste in guys.
Me:Tjing is i still like Ryan
Friend:You’re nasty. He’s ugly too! He called me racist and got me in trouble with the police. So yeah, my point exactly.
Friend: Because Jeremiah said “Get your feet off the seat” And then I said “Get your feet off the seat they don’t want your dirt on the chair” Then he called me racist then they told the teacher and twisted it which is really stupid, so I got in trouble with the principal.
Me: Well who do you ship me with?
Friend: Nobody period
Friend: Okay so honestly I want to wear a short sleeve shirt but I have no good ones that’s why I was asking you lol.
Me: What do you want?
Friend: Any thing you don’t want I guess, t shirt wise or crop top. Anything I can wear to school? I might leave early I’m
super hungry. . . I haven’t ate anything but two pieces of bread all day… It freaking hurts, that’s not enough it hurts man. I know, that isn’t enough I haven’t ate all day and I skipped lunch, my stomach is killing me. It’s not a choice Ariana. It’s a life style.
Friend: Don’t leave me
Me: I am going to ask mrs blaire for food. She’ll probelby give your something she has fruit snacks, cheesits, ect.
Friend: Then don’t do that
Friend: 1234567891011121314151617181920212223242425
Both of use typing: It was like any other morning. The birds were chirping a lovely melodie that only birds can understand. Outside the window as sunlight poured in the crisp autumn air blowing threw the broken window. The wistling of th e the wind threw the crack gave it a errie sound like nails on a chalk borad but worse. The cars going b the house was like a buzz of billions of tiny bees. As Karen wakes up she looks at her phone and starts to check threw all the new messeges and othre things she got sent whe n she was aleep. When Karen finnaly gets out of bed she walks down the hall to were her sister sleeps and carefully opens the door and pokes her head insied
“ heyn Abby are your up yet?”
As Karne enters the rooom she has to dogg the pillows geting thrown at her “go away. To early to get up. Come back a never” a sleepy Abigale tels her.
Ug why do I have to have asister.
Friend: Okay first of all your spelling is TRASHHHHHH peridot.
Friend: WE ARE NOT DATING!!!!!!!!!
Friend: Nasty
Friend: By the way your grammar is horrible ;)
Friend: We are NOT sharing a dorm with Karter, no way! He’s ugly and I’m not allowing you to date him. He’s going into a separate dorm PERIOD.
Me: If he goes to college i’m going to find out and then apply at that same college
Friend: You’re not sharing a dorm with him I don’t want mini uglies running around.
Me: Girl i’m not going to have sex with him. heck that's barf worthy just like dating wyatt was barf werther
Friend: Well still, I’m never EVER going to let you share a dorm with Karter. How do you even like him? He's ugly as hecc.
Me: Says the girl who dated blake
Friend: Shut up, it was out of petty. I don’t even like him, we're not friends.
Me: I like karter i’ve waited for ever for him
Friend: He’s ugly, honestly I don’t know what you see in him. I will never let you near my date. At Least Diego and
Swipper is cuter than Karter. His hair literally looks like he put a MOP on his head and called it hair. It’s true, honestly people don’t like Karter for a reason. How do you even like him, I don’t know what you see in him sadly.
Me: He’s so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friend: He’s NOT cute, he's so ugly. The first time I saw him I honestly thought of this deformed rat from a tv show. I’m honestly thinking of the scariest rat you’ve ever seen. He looks so honestly ugly I can’t even put into words how ugly he is.
Me: But what if i said i’m inviting him to my birthday
Friend: NO YOU’RE NOT DON’T EVEN FINISH THAT SENTENCE ARIANA SWITCH!!
Me: *nervous laughter* kinda already did
Friend: YOU’RE NOT INVITING HIM! ARIANA YOU DUMBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYB I CAN’T WITH YOU YOUR- UGHHGHTIUHGUHUGIHIUTHOIGUHWei;jns.kfjna
Me: Also invited my ex wyatt.
Friend: NO YOU DID NOT HOW INSANE ARE YOU!
Me: What i kinda owe wyatt so …
Friend: JESUS CHRIST ARIANA I AM CRYING INSIDE FOR YOU! NO YOU DON’T!
Me: KARTER KARTER KARTERKARTER KARTER KARTERKARTER
Friend: I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU LIKE HIM! HE’S NASTY AND UGLY! I’m starting to doubt your taste in guys.
Me:Tjing is i still like Ryan
Friend:You’re nasty. He’s ugly too! He called me racist and got me in trouble with the police. So yeah, my point exactly.
Friend: Because Jeremiah said “Get your feet off the seat” And then I said “Get your feet off the seat they don’t want your dirt on the chair” Then he called me racist then they told the teacher and twisted it which is really stupid, so I got in trouble with the principal.
Me: Well who do you ship me with?
Friend: Nobody period
Friend: Okay so honestly I want to wear a short sleeve shirt but I have no good ones that’s why I was asking you lol.
Me: What do you want?
Friend: Any thing you don’t want I guess, t shirt wise or crop top. Anything I can wear to school? I might leave early I’m
super hungry. . . I haven’t ate anything but two pieces of bread all day… It freaking hurts, that’s not enough it hurts man. I know, that isn’t enough I haven’t ate all day and I skipped lunch, my stomach is killing me. It’s not a choice Ariana. It’s a life style.
Friend: Don’t leave me
Me: I am going to ask mrs blaire for food. She’ll probelby give your something she has fruit snacks, cheesits, ect.
Friend: Then don’t do that
Friend: 1234567891011121314151617181920212223242425
Both of use typing: It was like any other morning. The birds were chirping a lovely melodie that only birds can understand. Outside the window as sunlight poured in the crisp autumn air blowing threw the broken window. The wistling of th e the wind threw the crack gave it a errie sound like nails on a chalk borad but worse. The cars going b the house was like a buzz of billions of tiny bees. As Karen wakes up she looks at her phone and starts to check threw all the new messeges and othre things she got sent whe n she was aleep. When Karen finnaly gets out of bed she walks down the hall to were her sister sleeps and carefully opens the door and pokes her head insied
“ heyn Abby are your up yet?”
As Karne enters the rooom she has to dogg the pillows geting thrown at her “go away. To early to get up. Come back a never” a sleepy Abigale tels her.
Ug why do I have to have asister.
Friend: Okay first of all your spelling is TRASHHHHHH peridot.
Friend: WE ARE NOT DATING!!!!!!!!!
Friend: Nasty
Friend: By the way your grammar is horrible ;)
