Ok, so you hopefully know who my character is by now. And to follow on from “not just Harry Potter” I thought I would throw in a few remarks of my own. I’m sure you can keep up but I will explain as I go be-cause it is confusing. So, what’s the deal with Bond you ask.

Some of you will say nothing some will say one character. Others will say more… The list and links may be endless, but we shall start here. The name’s … well I might not tell you that but you all know that my father was Tom M Riddle. In the Harry Potter films he was played by Ralph Fiennes. Or at least Voldemort was. Ralph Fiennes also plays “M” in the bond films.

My mother was Severina Snape, who I think looks like Rachel Weisz and therefore use her image instead of my mother’s because there many more images of Rachel Weisz than my mother Rachel Weisz and Ralph Fiennes have actually done numerous films together including the Constant Gardener. Many of their films, I'm afraid, I can’t watch purely out of principle as there are scenes in that you just shouldn’t watch even your “fictional parents” doing… lol.

In real life Rachel Weisz is married to Daniel Craig, another British actor, who plays the one and only Mr James Bond. Which would make him my “Step-father” which is ironic considering I had a step-mother on my father’s side, in the form of Bellatrix Lestrange. Together they do not have a daughter but a son. It seems it is all back to front.