Dumbledore's Giant Mistake
written by Louisa S R W
Interview by Rita Skeeter 04/01/1995
Last Updated
05/31/21
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Interview
Chapter 2
RITA: Your name is Rubeus Hagrid, is it not? And you are the Gamekeeper here at Hogwarts?
HAGRID: I am.
RITA: Excellent. Now you seem to be quite large are you not?
HAGRID: Bigger than many I ‘spose.
RITA: And why do you think that is? Where both your parents magical?
HAGRID: Err no. not exactly.
RITA: I see, half-blood then.
HAGRID: I guess,
RITA: Your father was he tall too?
HAGRID: Nah little bloke he was. Could pick him up and… oh
RITA: I see, so your mother was very tall was she?
HAGRID: Well I ‘spose
RITA: Would you say she was the same height as you or bigger?
HAGRID: Well err, bigger I guess.
RITA: Interesting, such a giant of a woman then?
HAGRID: Well I wouldn’t say that just big boned.
RITA: Big bones… hmm
HAGRID: Yeah I mean I didn’t see much of her though. Not the maternal type.
RITA: Understandable.
HAGRID: Oh right. Well is that it?
RITA: Yes I think I have all I need.
HAGRID: I am.
RITA: Excellent. Now you seem to be quite large are you not?
HAGRID: Bigger than many I ‘spose.
RITA: And why do you think that is? Where both your parents magical?
HAGRID: Err no. not exactly.
RITA: I see, half-blood then.
HAGRID: I guess,
RITA: Your father was he tall too?
HAGRID: Nah little bloke he was. Could pick him up and… oh
RITA: I see, so your mother was very tall was she?
HAGRID: Well I ‘spose
RITA: Would you say she was the same height as you or bigger?
HAGRID: Well err, bigger I guess.
RITA: Interesting, such a giant of a woman then?
HAGRID: Well I wouldn’t say that just big boned.
RITA: Big bones… hmm
HAGRID: Yeah I mean I didn’t see much of her though. Not the maternal type.
RITA: Understandable.
HAGRID: Oh right. Well is that it?
RITA: Yes I think I have all I need.