Simple giggles
to start off your day and make somebody's horrible. 

Aviatombile – 3 Sickles and 11 Knuts

     Flying toy car to annoy your dorm mates
every morning

Boxing telescope – 12
Sickles and 26 Knuts

     The very telescope that punched
Hermione Granger! Squeeze and watch it give someone a black eye!

Fanged Frisbee – 15
Sickles

     It snarls and bites - Take care with
this contraband item. Comes with complimentary handler’s gloves.

Headless Hats  - special student 50% discount! 1 Galleon only!
(normally 2 Galleons)

Make
your head disappear right in front of your friends!

Magical Moustache Miracle Stubble Grow 
- 11 Sickles and 25 Knuts

Add years to your appearance. Available in real and artificial hair
with 10 styles to choose from: Dreary Whiskers, Fast Stash, Frenchman’s Moustache, Go Go Goatee, Hairy Dame, Handsome Moustache, Instant Age, Middle
Age, Swift stubble, Weird Beard.

Out to lunch Fake
Mustache – 10 Sickles

Rub the lotion on anywhere and watch
the hair grow!

Screaming Yo-yo
– 5 Galleons

Screams when used.
Perfect as a holiday gift.

Self
Propelling Custard Pies - 1 Galleon

Watch it whiz
through the castle and land right on the face of your target.

Trick wands – Choose your price! 10 Knuts, 2 Sickles, 10 Sickles,
15 Sickles, 1 Galleon, or 3 Galleons

Wave and watch the
wands turn into unexpected objects. Quality of object depends on price paid,
from 10 Knuts to 3 Galleons. Objects
including but not limited to: Rubber chickens,
briefs, tin parrot, haddock, teacups, mice, or foam swords.

U-No-Poo – 13 Sickles

WHY ARE YOU
WORRYING ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO? YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT U-NO-POO,

THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION THAT'S GRIPPING THE NATION!

Weasley’s Snowstorm – 9 Sickles and 20
Knuts

Dispense Magical Snow
wherever you go